They prob think of me as a weird animal persons who says cats can learn tricks ( they will learn one day i just know it )

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Journey Maze

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“The humans talk too much” “I was told to get in the truck but I think that when I’m about to jump, I’ll dart out towards the street again for no reason!” “ hear water, I must pee myself to get out of bath time”

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Persephone

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“Foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood"

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PjandBolt

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Why does she keep STARING AT ME?!?! All I'm doing is sitting on my porch. I'm tryna take a nap!

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Zippy Sprinkles

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My dogs were growling and I screamed hey at them and they all looked at me weird, and later that day the dog growled at the door to my room and I growled back and she looked really dumbfounded.

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Bisexual gamer gurl

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"And she's sitting there again. Doing nothing. *sigh* I guess I'm just gonna have to meow at her over and over and over and" *I try to pet him* "DON'T TOUCH ME"

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FlitterBug

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Tee Tee looks at me like, "Is your lap going to stay still for at least 10 minutes? Otherwise, I'm not gonna bother."

Lily just hollers at me when I walk in a room ...apparently, she has a thing about attention.

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2points

Dr Nostromo

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He thinks the top bunk of the bunk bed in my room is his giant cat tree. He sleeps there almost every night.

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WWE Fan

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My parakeet: (*screams*) LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: I'm on my way! (*opens door*) there you go.
Also my parakeet: (*proceeds to fall asleep*)

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Zippy Sprinkles

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My cat was laying on my stomach and it growled he looked at me like "hoomans can pur too?!?!" He probably thinks I'm weird.

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Bored Little Panda

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My cats think I am a human Pez machine dispensing treats for them.

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Crescent Dragonwagon

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"oh god here she comes again... making all that noise- UH OH SHE'S COMING CLOSED HAVE. TO. HIDE. IN. A. BALL!!! THE BLANKETS BEING LIFTED AHHH SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE OH N- oh wait im safe with this sent :) calm down okay i just need to squirm loads and shell put me back so i can finish my dream about taking over the world and being ruler of all hogs!" {I own a hedgehog}

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partypoison

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The one who lets me on the then relaxes with me

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

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Slinky-cat: he thinks I am a good hooman because I snuggle him but he is annoyed that I always try and snuggle him when he des not wan snuggles
Ginny-cat: she loves me because I give her kisses and I tell my sister not to torture (pick up and never respect personal space) her but she is annoyed because I pick her up al the time and sometimes lock the cat flap.
Matilda-bantam chicken: she loves me but I don't see her much

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Arwen Undómiel

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Fatso:
"Sleeping with ehr tonight. She doesn't scare me. Unlike that weird human tha scoops up my poopies. Ahhhh pets.Her pets are the best. Hey don't take that hand away. I only want you to stay.

Fang:
"Thank you human for turning on the weird thing that you move across your body. AAGh you're naked. ewwwww. Only me gets to be in shower. At dinner time: Oooooh not the big guy, not the little guy. Not someone she calls mom. Oh! Here she is. It looks like she showing me her food. Now i'm sitting. I LOVE Food" Both are cats. I trained Fang because he loves food too much.

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Sophie Fu

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