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Hey Pandas, What Do You Say When Someone Knocks On Your Public Bathroom Stall??

Looking for some fun ones to use haha! Shoutout to my new bestie Sunshine!❤️

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#1

In the moment? My heart skips a beat and I fall silent in fear as I try to think up a good response, but usually just end up saying “I’m in here”.

In theory? The concept is just so bizarre. If there are other stalls, why are you knocking? If all the stalls are taken, what will knocking accomplish? Will it speed up my bowels?

Actually, the fear I feel when someone knocks is enough to dislodge some… ok I think you get it.

Final score:

3points

Em 1 year ago

You sound like a therapist I LOVE IT

1point

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#2

Quiet on set PLEASE!

Final score:

3points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Em 1 year ago

HAHA

1point

#3

I usually just bang around a bit and hope they get the message.

If all else fails, a "I'll be done in a minute!" usually does the job.

Final score:

2points

Lil Miss Hobbit

Em 1 year ago

True true

1point

#4

HI EM!!!!
You sing show tunes back ofc!
🎶No one really knows how the game is played
The art of the trade
How the sausage gets made
We just assume that it happens🎶
Or
“Stop interrupting the performance!”
“Hello sir! Do you have a moment to talk about my lord and savior Jesus Christ?”

Final score:

2points

Em 1 year ago

YES OMG HAMILTON IS SO SLAY LOVE YOU BESTIE

1point

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#5

I usually get super awkward and say Hi or I’m in here or just a second. Something stupid every time.

Final score:

2points

Em 1 year ago

Same haha

1point

#6

"Just a minute, I'm eating."

Final score:

2points

MedusaWasBeautiful

#7

Come back with a search warrant!

Final score:

2points

Em 1 year ago

Haha!!

2points

#8

(This is a joke) moan REAL loud and bang on the stall so they leave.

Final score:

1point

Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

Blue_Mouse (Submission author) 1 year ago

I’m joking don’t take this srs 💀💀

3points

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#9

“You’re welcome to come in, but your pants aren’t!”

Final score:

1point

Em 1 year ago

Omg 😆

1point

Hi friends, my name is Em (Emma) Some things about me; I love animals! I am under 18 right now. When I am older I want to be a biologist/zoologist! Looking to update my bio more often as well as my pfp!

Hi friends, my name is Em (Emma) Some things about me; I love animals! I am under 18 right now. When I am older I want to be a biologist/zoologist! Looking to update my bio more often as well as my pfp!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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