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Time management. Again and again.
I tried to stick a ton of tape on my feet and hands to try to climb the wall. Guess what happened.
Mom was getting an IV in the emergency room, we were worried she might have a seizure since there were signs (She was fine in the end). My mom and I were joking with the nurse that I can't look at needles and she asked if I'm prone to fainting. I said I never fainted getting bloodwork so an IV isn't so bad as long as I don't look at it. The nurse just nodded and started working on the line for my mom. I was focusing on some gas tanks on the side and realized I really need to take a sh*t (Later found out that symtpoms of fainting in rare cases may actually make you sh*t your pants). I calmly asked the nurse if there was a bathroom and she just goes "Yea, just behind me!" But she looked up at me and immediately changed her tone of voice "Are you going to faint?" and I'm like "Naaaaaaaaaaah" and it only took me a single step before passing out and faceplanting the door. I'd say that was a major fail on my end. They told me it was perfectly normal and I thought the nurses were just saying that to cheer me up, but while I was given crackers and some water to gain back some strength, a six foot tall body builder next to me passed out from getting an IV himself. They weren't kidding...
Once, I tried to get out of a beanbag chair and faceplanted on the wall.
You know that phrase "you don't fail when you don't succeed, you fail when you give up," something like that?
Well, I gave up on millions of things that I tried, like various sports, arts, hobbies, etc.
ohhh the material i have...... once in P.E i had to do push ups so i did like 17 and then just face planted onto the floor. i failed math class, and i fail all social interaction i attempt, i failed at remembering all the other things i have failed at.
I know one thing you haven't failed at! Making me feel like less of a failure!
Walking in a straight line. Not at a DUI test; any time. I've bumped into solid air.
When I got out of my bottom braces, I was given a retainer. At first, I thought that one of the the things equipped to the retainer was the retainer itself. It did not fit on me, so I had to drive up to Colorado Springs to get it fit. It turned out that I was trying to wear the mold of my bottom teeth, and that the retainer was on top of it. I did get Chinese food after though.
When I was four, I insisted on getting ice cream and eating it outside in the middle of a Canadian winter. You can probably see how that went.
i was trying to make ramen with the stove and I somehow set 3 rags on fire. now i only make ramen with the microwave. :)
My sister tried to make a mac and cheese cup thing in the microwave and it caught on fire coz she forgot the water :/ also she left the bag of bread on top of the toaster while it was running so the bag melted onto the toaster.
I've failed at so many things, including remembering one of them.
I was making pasta one evening and when I was pouring the boiling water out of the pot it splashed onto my thigh. Was not fun, stood under cold water for like 20min. But I'm okay now because of that.
once i dropped a big pot of boiling water and noodles onto my feet, legs, and the floor. IT GOT EVERYWHERE and it reeealy hurt
I failed Algebra. During the first class, I discovered we would use different signs to represent perfectly viable signs for inane reasons. Lost all interest in that hog-wash.
right now (and we all did at one point in time) MATH THAT ONE SUBJECT WE ALL FAIL AT
I failed 2 classes already in my freshman year in high school that is disappointing, but that was for the 1st semester I am already in my 2nd semester and this time I will actually try doing my work for the other 2 classes I did not pass and those classes were (Culinary and band) so sad oh well ill try my best now.
I slipped at the ice skating rink and badly hurt my face, so I had to get an ice pack for the bruise.
Freakin’ ice.
It's not me, but my friend at making ramen correctly. so we sitting, playing minecraft at his house and he wanted ramen and he didn't want to fill it up in the sink, he had cup ramen, and he a pop, so he fill the cup ramen with pop and put it the microwave. three minutes, he ate it and said it was good. i said, i'm going to lay in the snow for a while.
I attempted to do a undertale speedrun.
I failed so miserably...
Trusting people it’s also not my fault everyone is faker then Kylie jenners lips
I was making batter for chicken once, and the batter wasn't thickening up like it was supposed to...so I kept adding more (what I thought was) flour. Turned out (after cooking the chicken) I realized I used powdered sugar instead of flour. Sweetest tasting chicken I ever had!
I can't write straight on a blank page, I need lines
Self love
got out of a chair and slipped on the ground and fell down
not staying up on my phone all night, until 4 am...
Reading for me, one time i was like i'll just finish the chapter ( I had just started the book) and ... I finished the book XD
I have failed at a lot, marriages, life, parenting, you name it. BUT I refuse to let it get to me because now that I'm older I realize that I DIDN'T fail at any thing, I just made mistakes, My marriages, I didn't fail, they did, they broke the promises, I tried to make it work, it didn't but I learned what I want in life and now I have the perfect fiance, perfect as in exactly what I want and need. Life, it took me almost 40 years to buy my own home and get my finances in order, but I learned and now I own my own home and am killing it. Parenting, they don't come with a manual. But now that my kids are grown / late teens, I see what amazing human beings they are and I know I did something RIGHT. Ex: my Oldest - 19 just bought someone gas the other day just to pay it forward and that man told her "your momma sure raised you right God bless you." So in the end we don't FAIL we make mistakes and its what we choose to learn from them. I didn't fail... I succeeded at finding what didn't work.
Being my mother's perfect daughter.
When you try too hard then people expect more! More is never enough. If i kept coming into work early my boss will expect it all the time but if i kept coming in late my boss will get used to it.
Keeping my room clean. I cleaned it THREE days ago, and its already to the point where i cant see the freaking floor. Lmaooooooooo, help me
So the other day I was trying to make a fort for my brother and HE kept pulling it down ON PURPOSE and then called me a failure then dropped his legos and said sh*t and mind you he is 7 with autism... so yeah he got in big trouble
Happiness
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Hope this helps - What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!" I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now. Let me know if you want more
One time I tried to do a front flip in my trampoline, and I kneed myself in the nose.
I always tell people I’m the product of my accomplishments and failures. They make me who I am today. I wouldn’t give them back...and there were some doozies.
As a teenager, I worked in fast food. One night, while cleaning up, I dropped a cup into the French fry machine that I had just turned off. I reached all the way to the bottom to get it before realizing what I was doing. I, instantly, took my arm out and stuck it in the ice machine before pain took over. My arm turned brown but didn't blister and slowly peeled off. I got the cup though ! A few years later, my younger brother did the same thing making donuts.
Trying to have good mental health :P (I'm getting better tho :D)
I failed at being the best girlfriend/person i could be...
If you upset someone for no reason then hmmm but if it was not your fault then sod em
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos)
Failed (and still fail) at getting up on my own from the floor or on my back without something to prop me up. All my weight goes to my legs and belly, aka the longest and heaviest parts of my body.
Try rolling to your side and getting up on your hands and one knee first. Having something to pull yourself up with helps also (example, if you are unsteady and use one, having a walker nearby with the wheels locked is good to pull yourself up on).
Relationships
Stop trying to make relationships with people with people you can't have or really don't want.
failed at being committed to skateboarding tricks.
Can't even begin to tell. I have ADD (Attention deficit disorder) so school and focusing. I have this weird sleep disorder called (Maybe you have heard of it) Reading in bed. I also have a special talent to stub toes on walls that I'm not even close to, falling up or down the stairs, tripping on air, and basically having the worst of luck for one week out of every two months. there are no more Band-Aids when it is clumsy week. ….I am forgetting something...… oh yes....as number one on here said, Life.
I feel in love with the dream of being a star gymnast, after a year of wasted time and money i gave up.
Sports, being athletic, basically anything that involves moving
playing gituar
Physics and Algebra sophomore year. Aced them junior year!
standing up on a horse and going over a jump. one broken arm later
I failed manual arts. You know the easy a subject? Yeah. It is the only thing i have ever failed.
just got to keep trying. Then when you have passed that then you will be absolutely perfect!
I failed my Duke Of Edinburgh Award Scheme.
I later failed my first week at secretarial college and was the only one out of about sixty students to have to resit it. I was so upset, but ended up doing quite well.
I was on the duke of Edinburgh award when i was a kid. I quite enjoyed it. It was your first week in college, different if it was you first year. ; )
I am always failing on talking to others
Accidentally caused a space station to deorbit.
I tried going back home and pulling it off in front of the cops after having one too many. I threw up on one of them.
Nevermind in fifth grade I was playing kickball and I went to kick the ball but my foot stepped on it and I fell like Charlie Brown and was knocked out for a few seconds. I failed to kick a ball.
Definitely, parallel parking in the driver's license test. Twice, for the record! Now I think I can do it. Thankfully there are cars with parking sensors and cameras now!
Thank god for technology eh? Not long till we get self parking motors
I failed at drawing a person T-T I'm terrible at drawing. The only thing I can draw well is Among Us.
Finding the right thing to say to people in the comments.
Uh...what should I say to myself...I don't know!!!
I fail at talking to people- mostly boys... -_-
Also at time management and attempting to not annoy my siblings.
Work on the time management then you will find the right time to annoy your siblings
My dreams. I have a somewhat stable life, but I have had to give up on almost everything I enjoyed to get here. I love to laze, to daydream, to read fiction and to paint. Unfortunately, my job and family duties do not leave much time for me to pursue these things. So, I stay up late at night to compensate. Which impacts my day. FML
Trying to get the sack. I don't understand it. I must be doing something wrong. (joke)
I failed at staying young.
the splits... and school
1: braking my bike. 2: concentrating at school. 3: stopping my cat from practicing murder. 4: keeping my peppermint plant alive
Life.
I failed as a mother.
I utterly failed at returning to bedside ICU nursing (which I'd done for 22 years) after I spend almost 9 years as a stroke program administrator. When I saw that the care I was trying to provide was potentially placing patients at risk, I came home and sobbed like I hadn't since I lost my first wife.
Then I contacted my manager to arrange a graceful exit from the position.
This was in March. It still hurts, and I'm still job-hunting.
Some things are not like riding a bike. Fair play from taking yourself out of the situation but you were just out of practice. That and a lot of things change in the medical world in 9 years, I'm sure a refresher course and a better induction programme and you would have been as good as the day you left. If it's what you want to do, don't give up.
Dark souls! The only game I have given up trying to beat.
all of these people are saying that they fail at math but I am the complete opposite I am failing ate literary EVERYTHING but math
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos) also Latin freshman year, and waitressing
all of these people are saying that they fail at math but I am the complete opposite I am failing ate literary EVERYTHING but math
A working skeleton (ehlers danlos) also Latin freshman year, and waitressing