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Hey Pandas, What Did A Florida Woman Do On Your Birthday? (Closed)

Many of us have heard stories about wild and crazy antics that "Florida Man" has gotten up to, but what about "Florida Woman"? If you're up for it, feel free to share some memorable or interesting stories about both below!

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#1

On March 24th, "Florida woman was arrested in a topless rampage at McDonalds".

Final score:

4points

KillerKiwi 8 months ago

What is the definition or rampage here

0points

#2

Woman-
Flagler County, Florida, deputies arrested a woman they said placed Easter eggs with explicit images in strangers mailboxes.
Florida woman sets neighbor’s home on fire with bug spray, lighter in act of revenge, deputies say
Man-
Florida man was arrested at an Olive Garden after police say he caused a drunken disturbance and was shoveling spaghetti into his mouth

Final score:

3points

#3

Florida Family Hospitalized After Eating LSD-Laced Steak Bought At Walmart

Final score:

3points

Bonesko 1 year ago

How come I can never find LSD laced steak at Walmart? 😔

2points

#4

Florida woman gets surgery to add a third breast

:/

Final score:

3points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

#5

A Florida woman is accused of zipping her boyfriend in a suitcase for hours until he died

Final score:

3points

fair_weather_rose (she/they)

#6

Florida Woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees

Final score:

2points

KillerKiwi 8 months ago

lol

0points

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#7

"Police: Florida woman in jail after squeezing boyfriend's genitals 'until they bled'"

Final score:

1point

#8

Florida woman got arrested for sucking a police officers prosthetic... um... hotdog

Final score:

1point

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#9

a florida woman repeatedly hit a man in the head with a hammer sunday over a dispute about a pork chop, investigators said (october 22)

Final score:

1point

freakingbee (she/they)

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

will 1 year ago

i sure love living in florida /s

1point

lefty libra 1 year ago

yea you dont wanna know. october 7 if you wanna look it up.

0points

will 1 year ago

i sure love living in florida /s

1point

lefty libra 1 year ago

yea you dont wanna know. october 7 if you wanna look it up.

0points

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