x Facebook shareFacebook Pinterest sharePinterest Twitter shareTwitter Open list views 2Kviews Ask Pandas, CommunityOct 10, 2024 Hey Pandas, What Conspiracy Theory You Actually Believe? (Closed) Sam Community member Open list comments 3 Vote arrow up Vote arrow down 20 Open list comments 3 Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Publish Not your original work? Add source Is there any conspiracy theory you actually believe? Which one? Why? This post may include affiliate links. #1 That in 2016, the weasel that got into CERN's large hadron collider and messed it up actually shifted us from our timeline into this stupid one and that's why.. well.. *gestures broadly at everything* Report Add photo comments POST Senjo Krane Senjo Krane Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Gosh, I never heard about that. Was it's name Sid? Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu Modal close You May Also Like: #2 That Trump voters know he is lying but they don't care because he tells them lies they want to hear. Report Add photo comments POST Justin Tyme Justin Tyme Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Isn't that true of all politicians? Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #3 Not saying I am "for sure" about it, no, not really but....if Hollywood was to create an anti Christ that closely followed all the awful traits an anti christ should have from exerpts of the bible, it would look and just like the Orange Cheeto. The only problem being nobody would find the character believable, it would be 2 dimensional and just way too obvious right.?. Anyhoo Report Add photo comments POST #4 I think Trump's ear shot was a set-up to win over the public, playing the ‘martyr’. Even the people who died and the guy who was arrested... it could all be a set-up organised by Trump and his collaborators. Report Add photo comments POST Katy McMouse Katy McMouse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I've had the same thought, especially the second attempt. ABSOLUTELY nothing would surprise me, at this point. Vote comment up 9 9points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #5 The reason that Donald Trump complains so much about the 2020 election being stolen is to distract people from the fact that he stole the 2016 election. Do you remember how Howard Dean was deemed “unpresidential” because he made some sort of noise after the Iowa caucus? Donald Trump does two or three things less presidential than that before breakfast every day, and yet he won the REPUBLICAN nomination? Republicans are more uptight about decorum than any other political party, but they nominate a raving nut? It makes no sense. Report Add photo comments POST The Commentator The Commentator Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Just covering a political comment. Enjoy your day! Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #6 The oil companies knew about the greenhouse effect and spread disinformation to keep on doing business. This disinformation included the '100 mpg carburetor ' myth. Report Add photo comments POST Samsquatch & Monko Samsquatch & Monko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Is this even a conspiracy “theory” Vote comment up 9 9points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #7 I believe that we have already met aliens, but they’ve decided that we are too primitive to attempt further contact and cooperation. Report Add photo comments POST PinkittenGirl(she/they) PinkittenGirl(she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I bet they saw trump and thought "these beings are inferior" Vote comment up 7 7points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #8 That those "climate activists" who, for example, throw soup at precious artworks or glue themselves to the road are actually paid by those who profit from fossil fuels. It makes the legit climate activists look unhinged by association and thus, it's easier to shut down any constructive discussion about green energy, sustainability and climate change. Report Add photo comments POST Kallen Kneeland Kallen Kneeland Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Oooh, I like this one! Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #9 That there's a cabal of billionaires and corporations that actually does pretty much control the US gov't. And most other gov'ts around the world. It's a conspiracy, but not much of a secret. It's not like they're really trying to hide it anymore. Report Add photo comments POST Nylah Nylah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report thets called a tnc, or trans-national corporation.they use fdi,or foreign drect investment to invest in poorer countries .the issue is; look at nigeria, for example. shell oil gets a large amount of its oil from nigeria. it then sells the oil to other countries, keeping most of the profits, barely paying the nigerian gov't anything. in spite of this, many nigerians see shell corp. as an alt. gov't as it employs many people, and does bring some benefits to the people, such as scholarships and food packages.however, they are also harming the people. look at the ogoni 9, 9 men who were executed by the nigerian gov't on shell's orders. its actually really interesting, look it up (tw for violence, political /corporate violence, ect). the govt cant do anything as shell is its main source of income. look at franks dependancy theory. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply #10 Food companies and pharmaceutical companies - which often are owned by the same conglomerate - conspire to make us eat unhealthful foods so we need drügs to treat our ills. Report Add photo comments POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report There's actually something similar that did happen... the guy who sold some pharmacutical medicinne (either alergy or heart) is the same guy who sells weed killer, because aparently dandeliond (the prime yellows not the older whites) help with your health if u eat them, so he sell weed killer to kill rhem and sells meds to help our health Vote comment up 5 5points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #11 The Wuhan SARS lab...it's just too much coincidence. Report Add photo comments POST Justin Tyme Justin Tyme Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Not a theory. Following the real science will get you to this one. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #12 I'm sure Oswald acted alone and killed Kennedy. There was no conspiracy. But I think it's possible that after the assassination, Hoover had evidence destroyed because he realized the FBI had failed to put the pieces together and spot that Oswald was a threat. Report Add photo comments POST Penguin Panda Pop Penguin Panda Pop Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report My theory is that Oswald was acting alone but that he actually missed and Kennedy was subsequently shot, completely accidentally, by a secret service agent in the car behind while raising his gun to identify where the Oswald's shot had come from. Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #13 I believe the possibility that our life could be a simulation. Not a full believer, but I believe it's a possibility. Maybe that's why everything is messed up. A simulation of the worst possible world scenario. Report Add photo comments POST StrangeOne StrangeOne Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report There are times it feels like I'm living in a Truman show type of world. But it's weird. I get a lot of s**t thrown my way, then the solutions just fall into place. There are things I think of in my head at work. Never mentioned to anyone. But my managers call me out on it. Super weird. Either that, or I must be that easy to read. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #14 Marilyn Monroe was murder was orchestrated by the Kennedy’s Report Add photo comments POST ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?” Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women #15 I don’t strongly believe this, but sometimes I wonder about if COVID was made in a lab. Just the fact that it’s so contagious, that it affects so many areas of the body (not just the lungs but the brain as well), makes me feel like it was a biological weapon that escaped before it was ready (hence it’s not lethal enough) and before they had made a better way to control it. Report Add photo comments POST StrangeOne StrangeOne Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report It's a type of corona virus. Colds, bronchitis, for example, are also types of corona viruses. When you have it, it can get very severe if you end up with a phlegm in your lungs. About 2 years before the whole pandemic, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I had spikes in my chest and lungs, high fever, severely dehydrated, pounding headache, weakness, muscle soreness. I've had bronchitis before, this felt way worse. Ended up having to go to the hospital. I had chest x-rays, many blood tests, that nose test, IVs. I was sent home with little answers as to what it was. Something about a virus like bronchitis. I think it turned into pneumonia. The whole experience was bizarre in the hospital. There were a lot of tests with no information given to me. They didn't want to let me go until my heart rate went down. I was scared and stressed. The doctors couldn't get an IV in, so they tried 5 times and dragged the big needle in my hand. No anesthesia for that. What were they doing? Vote comment up 2 2points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #16 Big Brother IS listening. I did not search Rhinoceros!! Yet there it is all over my internet!! Report Add photo comments POST The Rogue Adventurers. The Rogue Adventurers. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report wasnt this basically confirmed recently Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply #17 The the dead internet theory Report Add photo comments POST Hmmm hmmmm Hmmm hmmmm Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report As a completely and totally seriously real human I strongly disagree with this theory. Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #18 that whatever my relatives say, music, money and friendship is better than the adult thing that lovers do in private Report Add photo comments POST Javelina Poppers Javelina Poppers Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report What about friends with benefits? Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics) “Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way #19 Not sure if this a conspiracy theory but that computer chips are backwards engineered extraterrestrial technology. I can see the progression from vacuum tubes to solid state technology but there seems a few missing steps to printed silicon semiconductors. I understand the process involved in their manufacture and how they work, but the jump from actual transistors and capacitors to the miniaturization and dense packing of the modern equivalent of the solid state components is pretty amazing and in many ways much like explaining evolution by skipping some critical steps in the middle. Report Add photo comments POST Corwin 02 Corwin 02 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Early concepts of an integrated circuit go back to 1949 and this is the first IC Kilby_soli...b25194.jpg Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #20 I actually think that the pyramids were not built by humans, because the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters a second, and guess what... the pyramids coordinates are 29.979248. The pyramids were built around 1500 BC to 2700 BC but the speed of light was only discovered in 1676. *mic drop* Report Add photo comments POST Justin Tyme Justin Tyme Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report One number is not "coordinates". Vote comment up 7 7points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #21 Reverse-engineering of electronics technology from alien spacecraft. e.g. The crash debris that was allegedly an alien craft was found near Roswell, New Mexico on July 2, 1947. The first transistor was demonstrated just a few months later on December 23, 1947. Interesting coincidence of timing, wasn’t it? Report Add photo comments POST Lee Henderson Lee Henderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report After seeing the first transistor, the aliens just had to have much better technology. I don't know how to post a picture here. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda 50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics Ic_puzzle Games View all games Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! 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