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How do mermaids give birth?
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#1
A fire truck is actually a water truck
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7points
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#2
Why do guys go bald before girls? And words are just random sounds that people decided would mean things.
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#3
When you have money, it's not actually yours, you are just borrowing it.
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Henry Russell 2 years ago
well techinaly all your money is borrowed money because you got it from someone else and
#4
Sometimes I wonder: why Micheal Jackson? Not why he did anything, or said anything, just why?
And then I notice the lint coming out of my belly button is blue, and start wondering why that is...
And then I wonder why men have nipples.
And then I stop before I go crazy....
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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
Yeah, why do guys have nipples? Any pandas here know the answer?
#5
If Aliens invade our planet, will Will Smith slap or punch them?
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#6
if life is unfair for everyone, doesn't that make life fair for everyone?
whats happens when you get scared to death twice?
is the pink panther a pink cat or is he bald?
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#7
Since atoms make up everything and atom can never touch you have never actually touched anything.
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#8
How did the universe just pop out this entirely new brand of material called a cell?
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#9
What if we don't all see the same colors. Like what if I see green as blue, but just learned it as green. Or you see red as green, but learned it as red. So how do we know what another person actually sees? So if I went into a random person's eyes and see they see yellow as orange then what?
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#10
If your body is always hot, you’re actually never cold.
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#12
I have this thought often due to trauma of losing my son.
You can not create or destroy energy. It lives on. So does that mean certain ions play with neurons? My son is still alive in the world. Just not here.
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3points
#13
is water a liquid if its freezing rain?
why does your neck crack?
If you go back far enough something must have made the universe (before the big bang i mean) so what is it, and if it's a god, what God?
is heaven real?
what happens after death?
whats the point of life?
why do humans exist?
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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
No hate pls but yes, Heaven is real. Yes, God exists and he created the universe and everything in it. After death, it goes one of two ways- if you believe in Jesus and that he's the Son of God, you go to Heaven, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SINNED IN LIFE because God is merciful and will forgive you. The point of life is to glorify God. Humans exist, again, to glorify God. I know it's a very religious answer but it's what I believe. If you have any questions or want to know more about Christianity, I'll do my best to answer and/or I can send you links to good podcasts or credible websites on the topic. Much love ❤
#14
When you are waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter?
If there are aliens out there what do they call us? Humans?
Music is just vibrations that make you dance.
Is comedy dying?
How did the person that made time decide what time it was?
How do we name stuff?
Who made the alphabet?
Why are creatures with shells known for being slow?
I'm gonna go have a mental breakdown now.
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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
I think for the time one they just decided that midnight was when the next day started and went from there with 1 hour 2 hours 3:00, etc
#15
Why are boxing ring squared if there called a ring
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#16
If I could travel back in time, what period in history would I go to first?
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#17
If God is omniscient, does that mean he's watching me? (then I get really self-conscious)
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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago
I'll get really self conscious too. I don't know why, I know he is there, but I just feel weird when I really think about it...
#18
Why ship cargo and put shipment on a car
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#19
thing are never on fire fire is on things
what would happen if pinnocho said my nose will grow now
what will happen when i die
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#20
If the US government is in so much debt, who do they pay it back to? (i think it is the citizens because we give them our tax money).
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#21
How we all have eyes, a nose and mouth..yet we all look different...
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#22
How do flowers know their soulmate?
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#23
What will the end of the United States look like and when will it happen?
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#24
Does water touch you or do you touch water.
If you were to eat 100 pounds of poop that would make you 1% poop and 99% possibly dead
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#25
why were humans lucky enough to evolve far enough to be at the top of the food chain, why not cats or bears?
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