Hey Pandas, What Are Your Weird Shower Thoughts? (Closed)

How do mermaids give birth?

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A fire truck is actually a water truck

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WhyAmIHere

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Why do guys go bald before girls? And words are just random sounds that people decided would mean things.

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And my name's Jennifer

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When you have money, it's not actually yours, you are just borrowing it.

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🥔SaltyPotato🥔

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Sometimes I wonder: why Micheal Jackson? Not why he did anything, or said anything, just why?

And then I notice the lint coming out of my belly button is blue, and start wondering why that is...

And then I wonder why men have nipples.

And then I stop before I go crazy....

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Indosidius

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If Aliens invade our planet, will Will Smith slap or punch them?

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Scott Crowell

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if life is unfair for everyone, doesn't that make life fair for everyone?
whats happens when you get scared to death twice?
is the pink panther a pink cat or is he bald?

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Since atoms make up everything and atom can never touch you have never actually touched anything.

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therouguecommentor

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How did the universe just pop out this entirely new brand of material called a cell?

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GenderGander

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What if we don't all see the same colors. Like what if I see green as blue, but just learned it as green. Or you see red as green, but learned it as red. So how do we know what another person actually sees? So if I went into a random person's eyes and see they see yellow as orange then what?

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If your body is always hot, you’re actually never cold.

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Kittiorigami Cat-Lover

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Why do we call male ladybugs lady’s

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TrashPanda

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I have this thought often due to trauma of losing my son.
You can not create or destroy energy. It lives on. So does that mean certain ions play with neurons? My son is still alive in the world. Just not here.

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Summer Mason

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is water a liquid if its freezing rain?
why does your neck crack?
If you go back far enough something must have made the universe (before the big bang i mean) so what is it, and if it's a god, what God?
is heaven real?
what happens after death?
whats the point of life?
why do humans exist?

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Chill guy havin a chill day

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When you are waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter?

If there are aliens out there what do they call us? Humans?

Music is just vibrations that make you dance.

Is comedy dying?

How did the person that made time decide what time it was?

How do we name stuff?

Who made the alphabet?

Why are creatures with shells known for being slow?

I'm gonna go have a mental breakdown now.

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