David Bowie- suffragette city
“The smell of fat chicks just put a smile on my face”
Actual lyric “this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place”

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Justin Chard

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My daughter's version of Rock the Casbah by the Clash
Rock the cat box, Rock the catbox

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Vermonta

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"Parsley, Sage, grows merry in time..."

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Madam Puddyfoot

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As a child, I didn't understand English yet and I wondered why it was important for the singer to admit that he shot the cherry.

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LillieMean

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"like an underaged weirdo'" instead of "like a deranged weirdo"

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4points

Chaotic Neighborhood Yeetlord

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The entirety of the Cast Down the Heretic lyrical interpretation video.
Lines like "Check my blood for science" "I fought dracula at wrestling" "You swallowed Fred's flying shirt".

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MedusaWasBeautiful

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“Call all the Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane” instead of “call my list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane,” Blank Space by Taylor Swift

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3points

Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)

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The lift goes up where we belong.

Instead of - Love lift us up where we belong. From the song Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes. I prefer the alternative lyric.

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Geoff Pearce

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Our Australian national anthem begins - Australians all let us rejoice. Sometimes misheard as - Australians all let us ring Joyce.

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Geoff Pearce

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Strawberry lemon corrected, I wanna lemon line from a new perspective.

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By Deleted User

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Wham! Freedom: "Like a prisoner that's arsé is wonky"

Actual lyrics: "Like a prisoner that has his own key"

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2points

Julie S

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David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust.
Misheard lyrics "Making love to a Mosquito, Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."
Actual lyrics: "Making love with his ego. Ziggy sucked up into his mind (ah)."

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By Deleted User

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"i'll run my fingers through your hair and watch the lice go wild" and "i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white mailed Asian" from sparks fly and speak now by taylor swift

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green penguin / isabelle

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I used to hear the Billie Jean lyric that goes “don’t go around breaking young girl’s hearts” as “don’t go around making young girls hard “. The first time I listened to ‘dude looks like a lady’ I heard “does your greasy grandma need a whore” instead of “her picture graced the grime on the door “. I heard “there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” in the song Africa as “there’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do”.

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_physically_insane_(he/they/any)

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My friend misheard the lyrics "I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes" as smell you in my toes. I asked how you small someone in your toes and she insisted he could smell her in his toe jam

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cadena kuhn

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The classic "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight" instead of "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight" in Losing My Religion by R.E.M 😂

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Chonky Panda

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When I was 7-8yo, I heard Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. I decided to si g in the car, but I didn't have the lyrics quite correct.

He's the Boogie Woogie Bugle boy
of Company B
Said he couldn't blow a bugle
So he blew me.

My mom enjoyed my singing so much she asked me to sing for my dad when we got home.

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Sunny Day

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"I want to rock and roll all night, and part of everyday."

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blixten1982

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Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"

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blixten1982

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Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "coke fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"

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blixten1982

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Scuse my while I kiss this guy (Purple Haze)

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Der Kommissar

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Sister sledge lost on music
The lyrics are “ I want to join a band
And play in front of crazy fans”

I thought it was “play for the grizzly bears”, my wife corrected me telling me it was “play for the President”

Both wrong!

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steve white

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CCR Don't go round tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's the bathroom on the right. Not really sure just WHAT the lyric is supposed to be.

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Mike F

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Sloan - Money City Maniacs
I swear, I don't hear "c**k fizz," I swear he says, "goat j*zz"

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blixten1982

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Dancing queen, only 7 teeth... the actual difference is it is 17 not 7 teeth.

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Wubedhheij

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