2 men walked into a bar. The third one ducked

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I don't get it

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Garage sale? Why would they be selling just the garage? I would want to buy the whole house.

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That's a creative joke

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Why is it you never see an elephant playing hide and seek?

-Because they're so good at it

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This isn’t a dad joke, it’s actually funny!

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I tried to catch the fog yesterday... But i mist!

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I misted oh the agony!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

My dad uses this one a lot.

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Your dad's a good one

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My son asked what me and mom do when we're bored, so I told him to go ask his siblings. Took a little while for him to ask all 12 of them. (Credit to a fellow panda)

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Nice

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What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickel back.

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Please don’t do that ever again

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why did the chicken cross go to KFC





.to see a chicken strip



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people are usually pretty shocked when they find out i am not a good electrician

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Took me a second to figure out

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What did the hat say to the scarf?
“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

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What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
The first one was wrong sorry

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My wife said that I'm not listening to her...
What a weird way to start a conversation!

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef

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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff...

Baa-dum-hiss

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and goes "ha-ha"?

The nun who pushed her.

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I am not great with technology... a while ago I bought a night lamp, guess what it emitted?

Day light

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Q: what happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
A: you'll have a very big vowel movement

Q: what happened when Mr. Frog totaled his new car?
A: it got road away

Knock knock/who's there/yah/yah who?/nah, I'm sticking with Google thanks

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where did George Washington get his ax?


-the chopping mall

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me: ow! I stubbed my toe!
Dad: Oh no! do you need a-
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Sorry for another post... this is a stupid one my uncle says all the time to my younger nephews and cousins...
What's red and looks like a bucket:
A red bucket
What's yellow and looks like a bucket:
A Red bucket disguised as a yellow bucket.
Its stupid but i love it

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(Kinda old) I got pulled over because Jake Paul was sitting on my cars roof.

I was driving under the influencer

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Medical transport vehicles in Turkey are called Istanbulances.

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A group of Russian Federation State Journalists decided to form an extemporaneous comedy club. Their art form is called “Impravda”.

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