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Share your favorite dad jokes down below and don't forget to upvote your favorite one!
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#1
2 men walked into a bar. The third one ducked
Final score:
9points
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#2
Garage sale? Why would they be selling just the garage? I would want to buy the whole house.
Final score:
7points
#3
Why is it you never see an elephant playing hide and seek?
-Because they're so good at it
Final score:
7points
#4
I tried to catch the fog yesterday... But i mist!
Final score:
6points
#5
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
My dad uses this one a lot.
Final score:
6points
#6
My son asked what me and mom do when we're bored, so I told him to go ask his siblings. Took a little while for him to ask all 12 of them. (Credit to a fellow panda)
Final score:
5points
#7
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickel back.
Final score:
5points
#8
why did the chicken cross go to KFC
.to see a chicken strip
.
Final score:
4points
#9
people are usually pretty shocked when they find out i am not a good electrician
Final score:
4points
#10
What did the hat say to the scarf?
“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Final score:
4points
#11
What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
The first one was wrong sorry
Final score:
2points
#12
My wife said that I'm not listening to her...
What a weird way to start a conversation!
Final score:
2points
#15
What's black, white, black, white, black, white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and goes "ha-ha"?
The nun who pushed her.
Final score:
1point
#16
I am not great with technology... a while ago I bought a night lamp, guess what it emitted?
Day light
Final score:
1point
#17
Q: what happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
A: you'll have a very big vowel movement
Q: what happened when Mr. Frog totaled his new car?
A: it got road away
Knock knock/who's there/yah/yah who?/nah, I'm sticking with Google thanks
Final score:
0points
#19
me: ow! I stubbed my toe!
Dad: Oh no! do you need a-
me: don´t do it please
Dad: do ya need a toe truck?
Final score:
0points
#20
Sorry for another post... this is a stupid one my uncle says all the time to my younger nephews and cousins...
What's red and looks like a bucket:
A red bucket
What's yellow and looks like a bucket:
A Red bucket disguised as a yellow bucket.
Its stupid but i love it
Final score:
0points
#21
(Kinda old) I got pulled over because Jake Paul was sitting on my cars roof.
I was driving under the influencer
Final score:
-1point
#22
Medical transport vehicles in Turkey are called Istanbulances.
Final score:
-1point
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