When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

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what do you call a gender neutral lactose intolerant person? a non-buy dairy

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    lol! I was going to say that a dad joke becomes a dad joke when it’s apparent, but I like that one too!

    I’ve got hundreds of these.

    -wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

    Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.

    -What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta.

    -Did you hear about the Italian chef?

    He pasta way :,(

    -Want to hear about something that’ll make you smile?

    Your face muscles.

    -Did you know French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

    They were cooked in Greece

    -I wrote a song about a tortilla.

    Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

    -I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

    You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own two eyes.

    -When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees.

    Sycamore.

    -knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Aardvark

    Aardvark who?

    Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

    -I submitted ten jokes to a joke-writing contest competition to see if any of them made the finals.

    Sadly, no pun in ten did.

    I just wanna say:

    R.I.P. Boiled Water!

    You will be mist 😔

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re like a professional dad joker 😂 I loved all of these

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    #3

    Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.

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    What sound does a train make when it eats? It goes choo choo.

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    #5

    What do you call a urinating block of cheese? A Cheese wiz.

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    #6

    Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the other... damnit!

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    Not mine but my crush’s best dad joke:

    1) what did one wave say to the other?
    Ans: Nothing, they waved /“Sea you later”

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    #8

    Did you know that they wont make 12 inch rulers any longer?

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    #9

    Whenever anybody says ouch; "Don't do that, it hurts!"

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