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Bonjour, Pandas! I'm asking what feelings are better than an orgasm. I'm talking about getting something stuck between your teeth, a long-awaited sneeze, or maybe just realizing you haven't, in fact, lost something you thought you'd lost. Go for it!
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#1
When I was in the Air Force I overheard this conversation between 2 pilots.........Pilot 1: "I heard you flew the new F-16" Pilot 2: "yeahhhh" Pilot 1: "How was it?" Pilot 2: "It was better than sex!"as he turns to me and says"ummm depending on who you talk to".
Final score:
2points
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#2
Two orgasms.
Final score:
2points
#4
When you're reading a good book and don't even think about how it's a book or how long it's been and are completely immersed in it
Final score:
2points
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