Lots of people may know this, but we all at some point have overheard something strange while walking, at one point or another. Here are some of the weirdest...

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#1

DISNEYLAND, 2023

"LOOK LOOK, ITS DALE AND CHIP"

Seriously, who the H*LL calls them DALE AND CHIP. ITS CHIP AND DALE!!!

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#2

8th grade ELA class

Some kid: “Bro… My sister is like.. actually hot. Like, REALLY hot..”

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#3

"I'll tell Jesus"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had a younger brother, this would be him. Wait a minute... I am a younger brother. Cr*p.

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#4

Not exactly the strangest but definitely scariest.

Once with my cat at the vet. Overheard a parent talking to the nurse. Her female senior cat just had an operation and found a stone baby in her body. Creepiest part is she was neutered at her very young age...

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#5

"Whats the difference between acne and a cathlic priest"
"IDK"
"The acne comes on childrens faces after they turn 12"

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#6

"when you smell someone's armpit"
-a literal college class

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#7

that i have a sideways tooth in my jaw! it gives no pain or anything i just have it there

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jordan (pineapple he/she)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What blasphemy is this? I will let no human named pineapple be on my post unless they therefore admit pineapple does not belong on that of the creamy, stretchy, delicious food that is pizza!

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#8

"Hello Kitty drag queens force feeding Noah cocaine"-a kid on my bus

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#9

"The potato is coming. Run."

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#10

A little girl on the bus, out of the blue:
Girl: "What is the best dinosaur?"
Me [taken aback]"I dunno. Triceratops?"
Girl: "Ugh. That's stupid. Boys are dumb?"
Me: "Sometimes. What is the best dinosaur, then?"
Child: "Stegosaurus, dah! Boys never think of back protection..."

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#11

Was at a zoo.
Looking at some pecaries
Some dude walks by singing that one lion king song.all I heard was:""when I was a young warthog""
Pecaries look like warthog. Idk man

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#12

(No offense to the furries bc ik not all of y’all are like this) the other day I heard something I will never unhear. Furry pussy. I need ear bleach

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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#13

I have a ton, but the best was probably the time ym choir teacher said he was going to push someone off a fence (metaphorically)

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crowspectre (he/they)
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