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Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Ways People Died In History? (Closed)

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#1

Anti-vaxers protesting at rallies, catch covid and die.

Final score:

2points

#2

I read a book about Kingdom raids around the globe, apparently a raider was hiding in the bottom of a cathole when a citizen went to do his business, and got a pike shoved up his butt and died. Props to the raider that had to hide in a cathole, of all places.

Final score:

1point

#3

A man took his enemy's head as a prize. The teeth scratched his leg. Infection, and death.

Final score:

1point

#4

slipped on an orange peel, i dunno if this has already been mentioned or not

Final score:

0points

#5

Zachary Taylor died because he ate too much fruit.

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0points

the warner sister

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#6

overenthusiastic about a tan, went to a booth, lit a cigarette and the fumes ignited. boom.

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0points

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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