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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Witty Phrases?

"if life gives you lemons, rob the tree for some limes too."

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#1

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure helps with the down-payment!

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3points

#2

You always remember to not put aluminum foil in the microwave. You never remember to not put freshly microwaved 3000 degree pizza rolls in your mouth.

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0points

#3

I would choose a battle of wits, but I can see you’re unarmed.

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#4

"Curiosity killed the cat" my mother used to tell me
"But satisfaction brought it back" I always shot back.
I also say, "It is what it is" quite a bit.

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0points

#5

“I wouldn’t pi$$ in her a$$ if her guts were on fire.” This gem came from my late MIL. It’s just one of many. I miss her so much.

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#6

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose-my dad, I have no idea

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#7

When a customer clicks to get my attention I tell him it takes more than two fingers to make me cum

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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