Join the Fun!

Final score:

33points

Susie Elle

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Turn signals for BMWs

Final score:

26points

Richard Ross

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A home machine that converts single-use, disposable plastic items such as flatware, bottles and packaging into filament for 3D printing.

Final score:

23points

By Deleted User

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The Babel Fish implant! Eliminate the language barrier between every human! Talking to and getting to know everyone else becomes possible, realizing like-minded people are all around us moves to the foreground, MANY things get solved quickly.

Final score:

21points

Kevin the Manager

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Windscreen Wipers for glasses. Rain is an utter pain 😂

Final score:

18points

Amalie Jaye

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Resealable bags for cereal bags! I mean, we've got them for everything else but.

Final score:

18points

Ozymandias73

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A way to turn on the compassion of every human being.

Final score:

17points

Leo Domitrix

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A genuine, functioning lie detector.

Final score:

16points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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A way of instantly being able to verify claims made online and identify their origin, and to identify decisions and statements influenced by lobbyists (as well as which ones).

Final score:

15points

cerinamroth

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#10

-A reverse flashlight. I wanna send someone to the void.
-A way to watch our dreams on recording later on.
-A way to be invisible. Honestly, the way I see it, if we could just figure out how to bend light waves around us, it could be possible.

Final score:

14points

Echo

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#11

Hearing aids that are waterproof. Currently I don't believe there are any on the market that you can wear in water, and that's kind of a problem if lifeguards need to get your attention

Final score:

13points

lauren hughes

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#12

Pockets

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey

Final score:

10points

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#13

A working fusion reactor would be nice

Final score:

10points

TotallyNOTAFox

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#14

A worldwide system of measurement.

Final score:

10points

trevor

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#15

Phones with slap buttons. An hand can spring from the phone and slap whoever offended you on the other end.

Final score:

10points

MotherRobinson

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#16

some sort of artificial genie *this is a thinly veiled disguise to say that i just want a everything-fixer.

Final score:

8points

Ozymann-k

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#17

Shrink and enlargement rays to be used specifically on cars. Parking is a war where I come from.

Final score:

7points

SheamusFanFrom1987

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#18

More love, abolish hate!

Final score:

7points

Hans Sitte

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#19

A functioning, Star Trek-style replicator.

Final score:

7points

Lee Henderson

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#20

I'd love it if some genius scientist could breed a snail that ate only weeds.

Final score:

5points

Ariom Dahl

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#21

Car alarms ...instead of the car beeping or honking, have the device on your keychain alert you to something amiss with your vehicle.

Final score:

4points

Tx jac

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#22

A Time Machine where I could go back and see what really happened historically. I’d want to be invisible though, as to not change history (though I may be tempted!). What was this Jesus person really like? How did the pyramids get built? I’d also like the fast forward option to get through the boring stuff.

Final score:

4points

Pandapoo

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#23

Wheelchairs that can go everywhere (without being the size of a tank)

Final score:

4points

Elly Clifton

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#24

I want a butler program running on a house computer with enough processing power to filter the internet. I don't want my refrigerator telling the cloud that my milk is expired, I want it telling the butler program. Program could screen calls and texts and run anti-virus software. Our homes need to be defended, not open to cyberspace. "I'm terribly sorry, my employer is indisposed."

Final score:

3points

geezeronthehill

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#25

A brain to brain USB transfer, for selected information

Final score:

3points

sturmwesen

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#26

A way to know in advance if my attempt to connect with someone I encounter will result in wading through a seemingly inescapable barrage of uninvited platitudes, disguised self-gaslights masquerading as affirmations, emotional fakery, or inanery.

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Final score:

3points

PolymathNecromancer

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#27

Quantum Commuting. Think of the time savings!

Final score:

3points

Nimues Child

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#28

A brain implant that increases sleep efficiency. So I sleep for, let's say, 5 hours but I feel like and get the effect of sleeping 8. This is so I can sleep for 8 hours and feel like I slept 11 or so :D

Final score:

3points

Surenu

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#29

Peace

Final score:

3points

Rtblast66

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#30

Seedless strawberries.

Final score:

3points

blixten1982

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#31

A system of active camouflage using micro cameras and optical fibres/leds.
Cameras pickup light that is transmitted 180 degrees to light emitting optical fibres/leds. Basically showing the background at the front of the object/ person.
We already have the ability and the technology to do it.

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Final score:

2points

trevor

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#32

No stereotypes ever. It is annoying hearing everything about America when it comes to guns even if it is true everyone seems to automatically assume it is America no matter what.

Final score:

2points

Wubedhheij

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#33

A machine where you either stand up or lay down. There's a scan that goes through you and can tell what it wrong with you on different levels, then if activated, another scan that repairs whatever you said yes to. Could be for bleeding, lesions, poison ivy, and more serious damages like a bullet, cancer, etc.

Final score:

2points

Hey!

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#34

Some kind of tool to get your sleeve straightened out/unbunched from under your jacket if anyone knows what I’m talking about

Final score:

2points

Hina Ito

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#35

An IRL CTRL+Z function.

Final score:

1point

Monstarr the Divisive

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50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#36

Some way to use that little sliver of soap after the bar is used up. (My dreams are small...)

Final score:

1point

Richard Graham

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#37

When someone stops their vehicle on the crosswalk at a red light, a sonic beam hits their window and says, "you're blocking the crosswalk you entitled jerk". The sonic beam will produce a sound that is irritating, sets their teeth on edge, drowns out their sound systems and continues until their either unblock the crosswalk or the light is no longer red.

Final score:

1point

Shaun Coleman

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#38

A painless way to shave hair!

I hate having to look for other options to try to get rid of my hair- so far I haven’t found any options.

Final score:

1point

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#39

Easy pitch tent! I always struggle 💀

Final score:

1point

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#40

easy way to find the start of tape/toilet paper

Final score:

1point

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#41

faster updating time…

my computer takes forever and gets hotter than the sun while doing so

Final score:

1point

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#42

Maybe a way to make bullets smell or color the fingers. There would be exceptions of course and it must be non-alarming to animals. This would allow persons to know that recent bullet handling has happened and that there is the probability of a loaded weapon nearby.

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey

Final score:

0points

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#43

Using nuclear energy to incinerate plastics and garbage instead of weaponry.

Final score:

-2points

Julianna Myers

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