"Imagine his suprise,
When he opens his eyes,
And I drive a lawnmower,
Over his thighs...."
"Welcome to the cheap seats" by the wonderstuff..... Funniest lines ever!!

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K- THULU

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Mine are the lyrics from the song "Rät" (about Elon Musk")
"You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison
Because Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart
With the very same machines that could've been our brand new start

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4points

donnie supremacy (she/her)

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I'm so sick of this fake love!
I don't think I need to explain

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4points

lil bear bear

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It's not what you got
It's what you give.
It ain't the life you choose
It's the life you live.
Tesla
Love this song so much I went to the 10th annual Bikefest in OCMD and got VIP tickets...front and center... to see Tesla perform it live.

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Trish R

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Life in the Pain by SafetySuit
And what you don't know, it won't hurt you
And what you don't know will save you from some pain
But if I could choose I'd let it hurt you
'Cause there's something bout life in the pain

Honestly this entire song hits hard. It actually made me sit and think about the hard times in life, in my life, and realize how they helped me feel alive in the good times. That's just the chorus but the entire song... It hits hard and it hits true.

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3points

Allydog57

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I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you

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Nevada McKinney

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These lines in the song Seventeen from Heathers the Musical *clears throat*

Yeah, we're damaged
Badly damaged
But your love's too good to lose
Hold me tighter
Even closer
I'll stay if I'm what you choose

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Seven (She/Them)

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And you can tell everybody, this is your song.
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done,

I hope you don't mind,
I hope you don't mind
that I put down in words...
How wonderful life is while you're in the world. -your song by Elton John.

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said""I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah"

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just another teen

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Dinner Party, by A World Without Sundays

This is the night of the dinner party
And everyone has come to share
Oh, your guilt and fear
And everyone is entertained
Without a thought to what remains
When the evening is done
But what a lovely dinner party
With everyone devouring
You from limb to limb
And even though you're almost gone
Still you insist that there's enough of you to go around
My girl I know your only hope is everyone that's here tonight is full
But don't you know that once they taste you all these people want from you is more
And either way the party ends and everyone goes home
And now you're standing here alone
I know you want to give enough
To maybe fill yourself
I know you're trying to make it right
But while you're saving all our lives
Don't you know
Don't you know that you're killing yourself
Don't you know
Don't you know that you're killing yourself

This song hits something deep within my soul.

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Harvey

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Here's to my girls
Standing up for what they're worth
Yeah, you know who run the world
I am ready to be heard
No man can demand my body, my spirit, my love
And for the boys
Who don't care who they destroy
Told us "no" was not a choice
You cannot silence our voice
No man can demand our bodies, our spirits, our love
Oh-oh, we've had enough

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Jeweled Dragon (She/They)

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" to accept and let go,
Harder than you'll ever know,
Watching as everything changed,
Nothing will ever be the same...

I see your pain,
Hush now, don't wane,
For you are not mistaken,
All the wonder,
Happens to be,
Just what we were,
Sent here to feel...."

"Mono no aware" by Sylvaine....

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K- THULU

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She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean;
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen;
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies;
Knocking me out with those American thighs;
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air;
She told me to come, but I was already there;
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking;
My mind was aching and we were making it;
And you shook me all night long;
Yeah, you shook me all night long;

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J Bo

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There are many but here are my favourites.

'When I'm f***ed up that's the real me' - Hills by Weeknd.

'Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah' - Sad! by xxxtentacion

'All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?' -Eleanor Rigby by Beatles

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Dr.Caffeine

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" Im the one I should love, in this world" - Epiphany, BTS, Solo by JIN

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beardedlizard

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“So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories, and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while”

Good Riddance, Green Day

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Mrs.King0315

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