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There is this guy that goes to school with me and I need ways to roast him.
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#1
I'd love a battle of wits with you, unfortunately you are unarmed.
Final score:
6points
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#3
Yo momma so old, her last name is “asaurus” - from a Key&Peele sketch
Final score:
4points
#4
You haven't really embraced intelligence for yourself, have you?
Final score:
3points
#5
"If I had a dollar for every one of your brain cells, I'd be in debt."
Final score:
3points
#7
You're Mother used to say that God doesn't make mistakes. But when she looked at you, she changed her mind.
Final score:
3points
#8
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Final score:
2points
#9
Tri-tip, bottom round rump, chuck, eye of round, top round, sirloin tip. These seem to be the best
Final score:
2points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago
I thought this was a Shakespearian insult for a second...
#10
"You are the problem to my solution just as me to your last braincell"
Ik it's weird don't judge lol I still remember this from elementary school
Final score:
1point
#11
The problem isn't that obesity runs in ur family, it's that no one runs in ur family
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 1 year ago
Sorry im late (very late) but here's one: I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 1 year ago
Sorry im late (very late) but here's one: I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.
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