We pet owners have a habit of coming up with strange nicknames to call our pets, most of the time having nothing to do with the animal's actual name. For example, the nickname I use for my dog Saide is Floofabutt. Don't ask me where that came from. Now say what crazy names you gave your animals.

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My cat's full name is Marie Charlotte Amelie Victoria Leopoldine Anna Feodorovna Karenina.

I call her Nina, for short.

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    Not so weird but one of my female cat is called Shampoo. It looks stupid at first but it's not about the soap but it reffers to a manga character. In Ranma 1/2 by Rumiko Takahashi that's the girl who transform to cat.

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    #3

    This is kinda funny, but my friend calls her cat pookie. And he gives the best Bombastic side eyes ever, it's hilarious.

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    #4

    I will refer to my dog, Grae'son as...
    *Diva Boy, *A$$hole, *"G", *Bubba, *Bubby, *MiBeeBeez, *Nibbles, *Nibbler, *Furious Digga...

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    #5

    Umm... super innapropriate but we all call him Lil Fucky-Pot

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    #6

    Gryphon:
    Guff-a-goof, Griffy, Guffy boy, dingus, dumbáss, the dingy dingo dingus, Mr. Thumpa-tail, Mr. Snoofoos, Sir Shrieks-A-Lot, Sonic Weapon, the Destroyer of Eardrums

    Gwen (Gwennie):
    Miss Thing, Gwennie-beans, mop tail, jumpin’ beans, the silly little jumpin’ beans, little girl, wiggly girl, miss wiggles, miss stinky, smelly girl, the butt-scarf

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gryphon is a border collie and Gwen is a tiny rescue of indeterminate parentage and truly spectacular odor

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    #7

    My friend had a cat called Racing Snake.

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    #8

    Jovletein Monstereyes Bear

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    #9

    Buboo, Nootums, shut up

    He is a bird

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    #10

    I had a Yellow Lab (Charlotte) and a Black Lab-German Shepherd mix (Camille). I called them Charlotty-Warlotty-Parlotty-Poo and Camille-Adeal-Adinkle-Dunkle-Dorkle-Doo.

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    #11

    My friend's cat is named chester mcgee

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    #12

    I call my Chihuahua named Gatsby Boogah, Columbus, Poothead, Good Boy, G, Monkey, and Anteater (his nose is always on the floor/ground) and a variety of other things, depending on what he’s getting into at the time. But he’s 13 and knows his name well.

    My dad always called him Zaxby, as in a fast food chicken place in the US for those of you who aren’t familiar. (It’s actually Zaxby’s,though.) Columbus is my favorite because G sure likes to explore.

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    stink. stinky, smelly baby, poop head, annoying butt head, silly goose, big Mac, mac daddy. stinkus, beb. bebe , mac attack. (she is a tiny cat)

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    #14

    I call my dog Michael Jackson because of the awkward howls he does… they sound like singing.

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    #15

    I have two cats named Dante and Rikku. I call them Los Dantos and Rikkuta. My fluffy cutiepies. No, I don't speak Spanish.

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    #16

    Apu

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    #17

    Wakandan king, he is a mini black panther (black cat)

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    #18

    My rats name is technically Max Anderson but we call her papusa, ham cube, mr.rolls, pibbs, grem grem, and gremlin.

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    #19

    I call my dog-Tucker-Tuckypoo, Tucknado (Tuck+Tornado bc he spins like a tornado when he gets the zoomies), Tuck, my good boi, and Tucky boi

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    #20

    My hamsters are called Mochi and marshmallow, and for whatever reason my siblings call em Mochikaboola and Marshmallowkaboola lol

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    #21

    I call her The Potato or sometimes Potato Chip. Also sometimes “lil baby weirdo”

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    #22

    I used to own fancy rats for awhile and both of them were male. My first was called Mr. Pedro Peabody. He was a hooded brown rat and mischievous lol. I got the name Pedro because I was watching Spaghetti Westerns (cowboy films made in Italy) at the time.

    My second rat was called Noddy and he was a pink-eyed white ,which looks like an albino except the fur has a yellowish tint to it or something. He would nod his head up and down to help with his eyesight since with pink eyes your eyesight isn't as strong.

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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my rats is fat, and I call her a potato. My nephew decided that the smaller.one should be a sweet potato or a yam.

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    #23

    My dog is named Pippin Charlemagne Peregrine Took and his nicknames are: Shnerdel,, Pipsqueak,, Piparroni, Pipshnitz,Dr. Pipper, Mr. Pip, Pip Daddy, Pip Pip Cheerio, Pippinheimer, Puddin' Pie Pippin and when I am exasperated Pippinstein or Little Bastard. There are songs that I sing to him utilizing all of the aforementioned, too. And, yes, I know.

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    #24

    Big dog is Sushi. I call her Shmoopie (from Seinfeld's Soup Nazi episode), bonehead, poopie, and dummy.
    Small dog is Semillon. I call him Semi, pest, psycho

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    #25

    One of my cats is called Countess Griselda. Countess is pretty self-explanatory to anyone who had a cat, and Griselda is a pun - in Polish it sounds very similar to "biting", which is Countess' preferred method of displaying contempt.

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    #26

    Rat Freyja gets called Freya bug. Rat Loki gets called Loki loo. Jack jack a very big ferret gets called fat Jack or Big lad.

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