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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Strangest Answers You Got As A Child? (Closed)

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#1

As a child, the reason my stomach hurt was that I watched tv two minutes too long. My legs hurt because I didn't eat my peas, and the reason my head hurt was that I didn't brush my teeth; well at least according to mama.

Final score:

3points

Imtiredandiwannagotobed 3 years ago

Your mom is the trickiest of the tricky

1point

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#2

When I was little I would always ask my mom “why is the sky blue?” And she would always answer “because if it was red it would burn our eyes out!” I never knew why she’d say that.

Final score:

2points

#3

I didn't drink pop or eat candy for my early years because my mom told me if I drank pop, I'd explode. If I ate candy, all my teeth would fall out. You can imagine my reaction when I ate something my aunt gave me and she admitted it was candy.

Final score:

1point

#4

I found one of my mom's tampons and when I asked what it was she said it was a straw. I believed that until family life in 5th grade.

Final score:

0points

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I'm probably the mom of the group, but I am also the stupid one. I often find myself in awkward situations, and absolutely hate that. I love writing, so that's why I'm here

I'm probably the mom of the group, but I am also the stupid one. I often find myself in awkward situations, and absolutely hate that. I love writing, so that's why I'm here

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Mushroom Garden 3 years ago

I remember always asking my Mom why zebras had stripes. She would respond "Because they don't have spots."

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Mushroom Garden 3 years ago

I remember always asking my Mom why zebras had stripes. She would respond "Because they don't have spots."

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