Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Thing Your Teachers Have Done?

Teachers are funny.

My College psychology teacher wanted a name for a hypothetical baby for our developmental psychology unit. I, being the immature high schooler that I was(Early College High School, most of our class were high schoolers), put Hamburger as one of the five suggestions. It won by a landslide, and was used for the whole unit. I honestly couldn't believe it worked.

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Internet wanderer

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my teachers had to do a blues/jazz dance performance with fedoras and everything

some teachers tried to call in absent to get out of it lol

it was mostly awkward watching it as a lil 8 year old, but i like to look back on that moment and laugh sometimes

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shanila.pheonix_

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My teacher set homework as, and i quote,
Do a little dance :)

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I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her)

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Ban-One 8 months ago

Now I got "Get Down Tonight" (KC and the Sunshine Band) stuck in my head...

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Made us watch the Batman movie in class. Our homework was an essay on 'Why I didn't notice my teacher in a blockbuster film'.
Next class we watched Batman again. Our homework was 'A critique of the performance of an English teacher'.
Next class we watched a series of adverts that he had done. Our homework? 'Why my English teacher is awesome'

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Donkey boi

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Anonymous 7 months ago

That teacher sounds annoying

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My english teacher last year would make fun of all the characters in Romeo and Juliet

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Anonymous

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My ela teacher threatens us.
For example:
Use complete sentences or Mr. Nawrocki will silly string your mailbox.

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The wee giant

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OH BOY.

Aight, for English B last semester I had a super awesome teacher. He was just naturally funny but could also get very philosophical and every class was a fun thinking session (Honestly he’s definitely part of the reason I enjoyed Macbeth and Of Mice and Men so much).

Anyway, one day we did a thing with decision making. Long story short, deserted island and we got a helicopter and can only bring three people. One option was a murderer, so I suggested dropping him in the ocean so 1. There’s more room and 2. Everyone left on the island won’t risk being murdered.

He. Made. SO. MANY. JOKES. About it.

Like I’ll be reading the part of Lady Macduff, and he’ll look around for someone to play the murderer, and then he goes “Aw dang I was gonna pick (my name) but she’s already Lady Macduff!”

And he gave me the nickname CHOPPER. As in HELICOPTER CHOPPER BLADES 💀💀💀.

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Mysteria

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Mysteria (Submission author) 8 months ago

He’s the GOAT tho so I don’t mind.

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My math teacher always does this. 1. Won’t stop telling us about how he worked for 37 billion years therefore making him better, also Loves to start a new topic a minute from the bell, and wastes 10 minutes on getting started with it. 😡

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affogato

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Rusty (He/They) (Submission author) 8 months ago

Not really funny but the other one is

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Last year my year 6 teachers did the on the first day of Christmas song and one of the teachers role was to say I rEalLy NeEd To PeE and used water guns to make the impression 🤣

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affogato

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Rusty (He/They) (Submission author) 8 months ago

*All the school teachers there were only like 12*

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We were watching a school basketball game in class one time. It was really intense, because our school was going against the all time rivals for state championship. My history teacher (who is also a coach) was playing the game live on the projector. Every time we would score, he would do little air fists. Fast forward, we ended up winning the game. The teacher was so happy he got up and danced.

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