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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Texts You Have Ever Received? (Closed)
Funny text messages.
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#1
the funniest lets see..... " i like you outfits you look like a period" i was wearing just a red shirt lol
Final score:
7points
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#2
From my sibling: You are a burger
Me: explain
Sibling: round. American. can kill you.
Final score:
6points
#3
I didn't receive this but i had a hs soccer game and my mom's friend has a daughter (9) i babysit that plays little soccer so her team was coming to shag balls at my game. Basically she sent my mom this by accident "Sophia is going to shave balls at Kei's game" yeaaa, that mistake was hilarious lol
Final score:
4points
#4
My friend texted me saying this giant frog in a TikTok I sent her was hot.
Remembering a past text exchange where she said she had a crush on Duolingo, I said “OOOOH duo’s gonna kill you for cheating on him”
Then she said “Duolingo was never my bf” and I said “but you still have feelings for him, and he’s been single”
*fast forward 1 month*
I have the great idea to start a group chat with only queer people, so I ask her if she knows any. She says no, and I ask her if she’s looked in the mirror.
She says “I’m not a lesbian,” to which I reply “I have a feeling you’re something else”
*dramatic pause*
And then, a sentence I will never forget in our whole friendship “YEA I MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CAT”
By far weirdest text I have ever gotten.
Final score:
2points
#5
Haha… had a wrong number text before except I was the person who started it
So I had recently got a phone so I was giving my number to a bunch of my friends and like 2 days later I get a text saying “Hi ‘Demonz’” and I responded “OMG {insert friends name), right?” “UvU” to which to my horror they responded “No, this is your aunt” and I just sat there like WTH and then went to my father and found out that he too was giving out my number except to my family members
Final score:
2points
#6
My friend texted me "lol at this table there's some coooool coins"
She never told me what that meant
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Eddsworld_Encanto 2 years ago
One time at ELEVEN OCLOCK AT NIGHT, i got a text from a woman saying something about her son have 127 MAGGOTS in his head and something about me being a doctor. I was just like "sorry ma'am, i don know a dr. Freeman" and stuff and then she was like "phyc! Its [insert name here]! Im texting from my friends phone"
Eddsworld_Encanto 2 years ago
One time at ELEVEN OCLOCK AT NIGHT, i got a text from a woman saying something about her son have 127 MAGGOTS in his head and something about me being a doctor. I was just like "sorry ma'am, i don know a dr. Freeman" and stuff and then she was like "phyc! Its [insert name here]! Im texting from my friends phone"
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