Once upon a time, there were three boys named Shut up, Manners and Trouble. One fine day, they went and roamed around a forest. Trouble ended up getting lost so Shut up and Manners tried to find him but they couldn’t so they went to the police station to file a missing person’s report. Shut up went inside while Manners stayed outside.

Officer: Hello, what’s your name?
Shut up: Shut up
Officer: How rude! Where are your manners?
Shut up: Outside
Officer: Are you looking for trouble?
Shut up: Yes, how did you know?

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Stardust she/her

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Who is bigger? Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger, or their baby?
Ans: Their baby, because he is a little bigger!

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turtlepanda

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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A joke that a stand up comedian gave on AGT, everything is paraphrased since I don't remember it exactly:

"I don't want to get married because everyone I know who got married tells me how bad it is. Like the other day, she told me 'I wish I never got married. There's so much work every day, my husband is so lazy, and my child is a complete failure'. And I was just like, 'Mom, what are you talking about?'"

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Tiramisu

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My all time favorite? Why don’t bunnies make noise when they screw? They have cotton balls…I’ll see myself out LOL

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Sundreamer

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