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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Jokes You Have Heard?
Heard a funny joke? Post it here and share laughter with everyone!
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#1
Once upon a time, there were three boys named Shut up, Manners and Trouble. One fine day, they went and roamed around a forest. Trouble ended up getting lost so Shut up and Manners tried to find him but they couldn’t so they went to the police station to file a missing person’s report. Shut up went inside while Manners stayed outside.
Officer: Hello, what’s your name?
Shut up: Shut up
Officer: How rude! Where are your manners?
Shut up: Outside
Officer: Are you looking for trouble?
Shut up: Yes, how did you know?
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#2
Who is bigger? Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger, or their baby?
Ans: Their baby, because he is a little bigger!
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#3
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
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#4
A joke that a stand up comedian gave on AGT, everything is paraphrased since I don't remember it exactly:
"I don't want to get married because everyone I know who got married tells me how bad it is. Like the other day, she told me 'I wish I never got married. There's so much work every day, my husband is so lazy, and my child is a complete failure'. And I was just like, 'Mom, what are you talking about?'"
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#5
My all time favorite? Why don’t bunnies make noise when they screw? They have cotton balls…I’ll see myself out LOL
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