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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Best Quotes From Celebrities And Mainstream Figures You’ve Heard?
Post the best quotes from actors, politician,models you name it.
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#1
Matt Dillahuntu telling how he would debate pro abortion:
Ben! I need a kidney transplant or I am going to die, and I just found out that you are the only one whose kidney matches mine. Please prepare for surgery immediately. The law requires that you undergo surgery to save my life.
Kidding! The law would never require you to undergo surgery against your will, not even to save a life.
I think we should treat women’s bodies the same way. They are not required to use any of their body parts against their will either, not even to save a life.
Final score:
7points
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#2
RuPaul - “If they ain’t paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.”
Final score:
6points
#3
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
Bill Murray - “It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
Final score:
5points
#4
“I think Africa is cool except for all the flies and death and stuff.” -Mariah Carey
Final score:
5points
#5
"Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired"-Sandra Bullock
Final score:
5points
#6
“I’m Batman”
Michael Keaton addressing graduates at Kent State University, May 2018
Final score:
4points
#7
"but im way less sad"- AJR in the song Way Less Sad
Final score:
3points
#8
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are" - Will Ferrell
Final score:
3points
#9
Aleksandar Vučić-President of Serbia
“100 days of peace talks is better than one day of war”
Final score:
2points
#10
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie -Cookie Monster : )
Final score:
2points
#11
”Do you know what purple means? Purple is the last color of the rainbow, so it means I will trust and love you for a long time. I just made that up.” ~ V (bts)
"Trusfrated" ~ Jungkook of bts summing up my life in 1 word
Final score:
1point
#12
An education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
William Lowe Bryan.
Final score:
1point
#14
" I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper." -Matt Wohlfarth
Final score:
1point
#15
" It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep"- Donald Trump
Final score:
1point
#16
"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by." Will Rogers.
Final score:
1point
#17
"Didn't have a dime, but I always had a vision"
-Panic at the Disco, High Hopes
Final score:
0points
#18
"A sheep lives its entire life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepard." - Unknown
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking-stuffer." - Mitch Hedberg
Final score:
0points
#19
"Eveybody gon' respect the shooter,
But the one in front of the gun lives forever."
—Kendick Lamar
Final score:
0points
#20
Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country
Final score:
0points
#21
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids." - Joe Biden
Final score:
0points
#22
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man."
– Joe Biden
Final score:
0points
#23
"My dream isn't to be the best, but to be who I'm not ashamed to be." -Key of Shinee
Final score:
0points
#24
"Doctors don't want to cure you. But they don't want you to die, either. They want you in that sweet spot where you keep paying them money." (Fox News host)
Final score:
-1point
#25
The Hours; I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more. It never occurred to me it wasn't the beginning. It *was* happiness. It was the moment. Right then.
Final score:
-1point
#26
Trump on abortion
“Do you believe in punishment for abortion – yes or no – as a principle?”
“The answer is there has to be some form of punishment.”
“For the woman?”
“Yeah, there has to be some form.”
Final score:
-4points
What do you think ?
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