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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Low Key Red Flags To Look Out For In A Person? (Closed)

Keep it light I am after humourous answers. Make it a funny red flag.

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#1

Gatekeeping specific genres of music. I find this problem a lot in the metal and punk community, you can like more than one type of music yk?

Final score:

4points

#2

In British terms, they read the Daily Mail, in American terms, they watch Fox news.

Final score:

3points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

#3

- Ordering a steak well-done
- choosing Family Guy over South Park
- beginning a conversation with "On Tik-Tok I saw...."

Final score:

3points

#4

Likes to use comic sans

Final score:

3points

MZ (she/they/he)

#5

The way they talk about ex's. Yes it's fine to not like an ex but if all their ex's are crazy or b#tchs/sl#gs/d#ckheads/@rseholes I'd be very curious as it's normally them that are the issue

Final score:

3points

#6

Ranting for a literal hour about a fictional, woman eating dead guy who looks like a ducking french valley girl hybrid like hes the hottest thing since the gas stove.

also when ur bf comes to school in a maids outfit, wearing his stepmothers bra, and making out with his guy friend, and then swearing hes 100% straight

Final score:

2points

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#7

trying to always outshine u in anything studies or sports or any activity you did

Final score:

2points

#8

-won't adjust their socks even if they're wrinkled/uneven
-sets the volume on the car/radio/tv to an odd number (evens or fives only please; arguable if it's a perfect square)
-prefers flat soda (I do, haha)
-prefers coke over pepsi
-bites into a kit-kat instead of breaking the two halves apart (I also do this, mwahaha)

Final score:

2points

Jules (they/them)

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#9

When they unironically like all Steven Seagal movies including the later films where a stunt man/stand in is hired for his walking scenes.

Final score:

1point

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

#10

Ordering very garlicky meals is just a subtle nod that someone is not thinking very much about others rn lol.

Final score:

1point

Boootifull Unicorn

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#11

Football fans but that's just my personal one

Final score:

1point

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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