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My personal favorite ( I did not come up with this) is: cake is cheaper than therapy.
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#1
A sheep lives its entire life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the sheppard.
Final score:
6points
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#2
When I hear adults say "It's not fair!", my reply is always "Fair is where you take your pig to win a gold ribbon".
Final score:
5points
Amanita Muscaria 2 years ago
haha my dad would love this. He uses multiple different creative ways of answering "it's not fair!".
#3
"Doesn't matter if you're drowning in 10 feet of water or 20."
My dad used to say this, and I always think of it when the day is continuously and steadily getting s**ttier.
And, this isnt an expression exactly, but a quote by Mark Twain. "The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven." That quote just sticks with me.
Final score:
5points
#4
When someone complains about something I say “Well it’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.” I say it often and got it from an old guy I used to work with-RIP Craig.
Final score:
4points
RedBadgerCan'tSwim 2 years ago
My mom says "Better than a dirty stick in the eye" She got it from her grandmother.
#5
"Ur mom"
Not really XD I live by "Work smarter not harder" Because my stepmom keeps saying it and I have no choice but to oblige. :)
Final score:
4points
#6
“Words are ghosts that can haunt you forever”
“Be kind to everyone, because you never know what they’re going through “
Final score:
4points
#7
"Everyday, in every sense, I'm becoming better".
I used to think I was stuck in the same spot or even downgrading from my peak, and then I came across this phrase and I realise that, instead of "downgrading" I'm actually improving day by day. Maybe not in the fields or the senses I would like, or as fast and noticeable as well pretend, but always becoming better nevertheless.
Final score:
4points
#8
It’s never too late to become what you “might have” been!
Final score:
3points
#9
Definitely “work smarter not harder” my dad taught me that and it has imprinted itself on my brain🤣
Also I tell my brother “if you have a girlfriend and she wants chocolate, give her chocolate!”
Final score:
3points
#10
Que sera sera - whatever will be will be
I grew up with my grandma signing it to me as a baby and heard it my entire life afterward. If I feel really stressed I'll sing it and try to remind myself I can't manage everything/everyone. (I also sang it to my baby sister and any other fussy babies I'm put in charge of!)
Final score:
3points
#11
If you meet one person in a group of people, do not believe that everyone in that group is like that, if they are bad but other people in the same group is kind, do not act like that makes them exactly the same.
Works with so many things.
Final score:
3points
Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
especially with stereotyping different countries- there's so much of that in this world
#12
You Only Live Once.
Never Ask a Question Unless You're Prepared For All Possible Answers.
Don't Kid a Kidder.
Final score:
3points
#13
"The past is in the past, and the present is a gift into a better future"
Final score:
3points
#15
Cake is cheaper than therapy but Weight Watchers is more expensive than cake. Skip the cake.
Final score:
2points
#16
"If something's hard to do, then it's worth doing well."
- My science teacher
Final score:
2points
#17
“You can’t say that you don’t like it if you haven’t tried it yet” -my great grandma RIP- god I miss her, she died a few years ago but I still miss her every day. she was the one who I looked up to the most, and she would spoil me rotten, because I was her special great granddaughter, but alas, she was taken by cancer, and her sister also died from cancer, and I was devastated when she died, and I still haven’t emotionally recovered from her death, but she visits me in my sleep, it’s really sweet and in my dreams I always tell her that I love her, and she hugs me. I’m tearing up just writing this.
Final score:
2points
#18
Sorry to double dip, but I find myself saying this to people alot... Pay me now or pay me later.
Final score:
1point
#20
I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)
Final score:
-2points
Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago
If I said 'oh my science', it wouldn't make me an atheist. if i said another religion's prayer but don't believe in it, it wouldn't mean that i believe that particular religion. it's all about what you believe, i think, and less about what you say at surface level
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