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Hey, Pandas! We Will Call This “Out Of The Mouths Of Babes!” What’s The Funniest Thing You Ever Heard A Kid Say? Let’s Keep It Under 5 Years (Closed)
I know I shouldn't contribute but...
Mom said the first time I saw my little baby sister in the hospital, I screamed, "MINE! Get it!" She also claimed after 2 weeks, I screamed, "TAKE IT BACK!" I was 22 months old at the time.
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#1
So being the stupid child I am I have indeed said something dumb/funny. So in like I think 3rd grade we were being too loud during lunch (about 400+ kids in the cafeteria) and we were told to not make a peep. Of course, little old me decided to say: Peep. As it dramatically echoed through the room everyone just stared at me-
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#2
Our neighbors daughter came over one morning after some obvious Krispie Kremes and I was like Mandy what's on your face honey and she's like oh it's just donut peel. 🤣
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When my son was 3, he declared “I’m going to take a rat nap while you and Daddy drive me home.” It was the funniest thing then and we still joke about it now. He also used to call grocery stores “avocados.”
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#4
Mum, when I’m big should I drive a BMW or a vulva! Cracked us up for days.
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What do you think ?
eccentric feline 1 year ago
When I was a toddler , I thought that the word “naymoo” was synonymous with tomato. My mom would be like, “Do you want some tomatoes?” and I’d say, “ Yeah, I’ll have some naymoos.”
eccentric feline 1 year ago
When I was a toddler , I thought that the word “naymoo” was synonymous with tomato. My mom would be like, “Do you want some tomatoes?” and I’d say, “ Yeah, I’ll have some naymoos.”
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