Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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4points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Are you a BBQ? Because I want to slap my meat onto you.

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4points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside.

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3points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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There will be only seven planets in the solar system tonight after I destroy Uranus.

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3points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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are you my appendix? cuz theres just this feeling i have inside that makes me want to take you out

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3points

shanila.pheonix_

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Are you a rubix cube? cuz the more I play with you the harder you get

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3points

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Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you against my desk and do you all night

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3points

Baby chimera (she/her)

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Are you looking for a stud? cause I've got the std, all I need is u

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2points

Nukerwithaperiod

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"You're so hot! I'd burn every chair on earth so you'd have to sit on my face."

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2points

Bonesko

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Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish I could fill

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2points

Shale Beckman

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Hey baby, I want to be an Astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.

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2points

Andres Tejeda

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Are you gutka? Because I can’t stop seeing you everywhere

(Gutka is chewing tobacco which people spit out wherever they want to)

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2points

Stardust she/her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your body has room for two. (has been said to my friend before by a grown adult who thought she was twenty.)

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2points

QueerAxolotls

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Are you a triangle cause your a cute

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2points

Gigi Steven

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You look like trash, can I take you out?

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2points

Phoenix

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Are you a tide pod? Because you look like a snack

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2points

3 Trash Pandas (She/They)

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If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can I come for dinner in between the holidays?

LMAOOO I'M SO SORRY

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1point

Phoenix

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Are you Swiss cheese? Because you have holes I wish were I could fill

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-1point

Shale Beckman

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