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A burrito flew around my room with a small knife in the back and my head broke down.

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#2

A burrito flew around my room and I gotta eat it all day before yesterday afternoon and then I gotta go. I don’t remember falling in love with you and I wanna talk to you later about it.

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#3

A burrito flew around my room and I was in the room. I was in the car, and I was like oh no I didn’t see it.

Who knew I could be in two places at once.

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#4

A burrito flew around my room so you don’t have to be a little bitch. (🤣)

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#5

A burrito flew across my room and I was like oh yea I know it was a good day.

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#6

A burrito flew around my room so you could put the dryer on the washer and washer washer and put it on in dryer washer and washer washer and put it in the garage so we put it in the garage and can I make some popcorn

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny! My phone does that except it’s: church church and green church and church church and green church and church church and green church

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#7

A burrito flew around my room lol so I just wanted to let you in my room and you have a great day lol lol I love love it all the right time the chicken is a pupperino good thing you know I don’t care about you and you are so so tired of all of those puppies and cats and dogs and puppies are adorable and cute I love doggo rituals to summon treatos yum yum chicken nuggets and pies and a cup of coffee cup for you and the other day you thank you so very sweet and sour sauce yummy yummy yum yum yummy yummy yum yummy cookies and cream pies and mom yeah you like that yeah yeah lol

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#8

A burrito flew around my room and my dog was barking so so much and then the cats were not barking and barking barking dogs and cats and boop dogs and treatos doggos ritual to poop poop lol so doggo ritual to kill poop poop dog pig dog pig loaf of bread poop goop na na na for the rest of the night lol so you can book boop boop lunch or chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets chicken salad and pies and a salad for dinner if I need to get my salad and then I will get chicken nuggets and pies cookies cookies and cookies.

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#9

A burrito flew around my room with my own car that you would like a lot to get Dan out for a trip and the hotel will not take the same day on my way in a fluorescent shower.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they make fluorescent showers now… Will they start making fluorescent mattresses next?

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#10

A burrito flew into my room and I was like a little too much for me to do so I was just like the one that I was like and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl and I was like a little girl

I’m a dude lol

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#11

A burrito flew around the room for a little bit longer than usual

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#12

A burrito flew around my room and a woman about in her early 20’s appeared. She was fine. My best friend just got attacked by a bear and a human.

That... seems like a horror movie summed up...

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#13

A burrito flew around my room for a little while.

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#14

A burrito flew around my room and I was a little bit surprised.

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#15

A burrito flew across my room and my parents were sitting on a table.

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#16

A Burrito flew around my room and I was like oh gosh I was just tired of being a little girl

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#17

A burrito flew around my room so you could get it

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#18

A burrito flew around my room with the beast in a perfect spot.

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#19

A burrito flew around my room and I was like little bit of a little bit of a little bit of my car seat lol.

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#20

And a burrito flew around my room and my friend had asked me to do the same.

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#21

A burrito flew around my room and I didn’t even think about the one I wanted to be in

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#22

A burrito flew around my room so I could just eat it.

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#23

A burrito flew around my room and I got the chicken sandwich from the other side

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#24

A burrito flew around my room so you could get it out on me lol I was thinking about you and your buddy and I are just a little crazy here but you just don’t want me too lol euro I just want you guys eight DOGS and then you hit the balls and go to the park to get a real bite lol.

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#25

A burrito flew around my room so we could go to the church.

2 things, 1. what does it mean we, and 2. I’m atheist, never stepped foot in a church.

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#26

A burrito flew around my room and I was just looking at the windows and windows on windows windows and windows windows on windows windows and windows 🪟

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#27

A burrito flew around my room and I was just curious what about it

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#28

A burrito flew around my room and my mum has been moved to ward 54 and is now off ventilator.

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#29

Ok why did I do another one

A burrito flew around my room lol so I don’t think I’ll ever get to the rest of the life of my family and my family is not doing it for a long legged day and I’m not doing that for my family and I have a lot to say I don’t care for so much I don’t care about it and then I’ll be able and I’ll be able I do that and then I’ll be able and I’ll get you in a bit and I love love it all I can read about you thank you so so cute I just love love it love you thank you so so cute and I don’t know if I have a problem but I’m so sorry for my love I hate you too lol so funny I just got off my homework and I’ll get my love to love love it love love it all the right thing lol so cute and fluffy and I just wanted to let you guys get the dog out and I’ll be able and I will see if I could do that lol so so much love you thank you so so cute and fluffy I just love you so so cute and fluffy dog pig loaf of bread bread cookies cookies and pies and cookies and bread and pies and chicken salad and cookies and pies and cookies cookies and pies and a cup for you for the next day off and I will have them come in tomorrow and then I can get a loaf of bread for me if I need to do anything for them I love love it all the right and I’ll get them for a cup of coffee cup for you tomorrow night and I have to a little cup of coffee cup for you tomorrow night and then I have to a little cup of coffee cup and pies and a cup for cup coffee and cup cup of coffee cup for coffee and coffee coffee and cookies cookies and pies and chicken salad and chicken chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets chicken chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets and pies cookies cookies and pies and chicken nuggets chicken chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets and chicken salad and pies and cookies and chicken nuggets chicken chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets and pies and cookies cookies and pies and chicken salad and poop poop chicken turds I have to a little bit to do a salad and salad salad chicken nuggets chicken chicken salad chicken chicken nuggets and pecan pie for dinner tomorrow night love love it all good thank love you guys too much and love love it all day off thank love you guys love love it all day love love it all good thanks love love it all the right time I will love love it all day yum love love it all day love love it all the right the Mitchells I have a love you love and you have so so cute and fluffy Mitchells very funny I just wanted you guys to Deborah a cute and cute little cup I got

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