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Hey Pandas, Turn This Post Into The Worlds Most Violent Library

I know that’s very specific, but my friend said this is what I should ask.

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#1

I’m the librarian, Y’all better return them books or I’m gunna have to throw em at yah!

Final score:

2points

Cloakred_Is_Bored

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#2

*throws a desktop computer at some random mf*

Final score:

2points

Lex <3 (they/them)

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#3

*inverts someone’s rib cage, pours cement into their ears, pours urine into their sinuses, boils their teeth, and sends them to the non-fiction section where their toes will be harvested*

Final score:

2points

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#4

Our battle formations are as follows:
Mermeow Overlord leading their army of various underwater critters, I assume. UnimportandDog with her army of hellhounds. Then Lex with their vast amounts of possums

Final score:

2points

Cloakred_Is_Bored

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#5

*throws book*

Final score:

1point

imp (any pronouns)

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#6

*Builds fort out of books and bookshelves* "I declare war on the kids section! How does your leader respond?"

Final score:

1point

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

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#7

If you want anyone to be tortured strangely send them to me

Final score:

1point

#8

*knocks over bookshelf*

Final score:

0points

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Cloakred_Is_Bored

Howdy, you can call me Cloaky, Red Cloaky. Fair warning, I may say many weird, pointless and stupid things. My favorite color is indigo, I love music drawing and books. I love mythology, D&D and Star Wars I’m American and I’m bored every second of the day I love nature and things. And If anyone wants to be my friend that great, although I don’t know why you would want to be my friend. My pronouns are He/Him (Cisgender ), btw. I’m certain of my pronouns and I’m bi. Be urself and I don’t care who you are. You can do whatever the hell u want as long as you’re not bullying 😡 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Welp, later skaters

Howdy, you can call me Cloaky, Red Cloaky. Fair warning, I may say many weird, pointless and stupid things. My favorite color is indigo, I love music drawing and books. I love mythology, D&D and Star Wars I’m American and I’m bored every second of the day I love nature and things. And If anyone wants to be my friend that great, although I don’t know why you would want to be my friend. My pronouns are He/Him (Cisgender ), btw. I’m certain of my pronouns and I’m bi. Be urself and I don’t care who you are. You can do whatever the hell u want as long as you’re not bullying 😡 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Welp, later skaters

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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