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Share what dad jokes make you cringe or laugh!
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#1
Okayy, I've got quite a few.
~What do you call a security guard for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy.
~Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her
over.
~I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... And then it hit me.
~I threw a boomerang a while back... I now live in constant fear.
Final score:
5points
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#4
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves to get some milk and never comes back.
Final score:
1point
#5
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Final score:
1point
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