Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tyred!

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Looks like my two additions were downvoted to oblivion or reported for no valid reason by the trolls that are systematically attacking me.

They were, what do you call a fly without wings? A walk. And what do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Don't worry nate heres an upvote! Sorry about the crazy trolls

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I’m reading a book about antigravity, it’s impossible to put down.

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I'm reading a book about ambiguity. I really don't know if I like it!

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My dad is a corn magician his act is a-maize-ing, and it really pops.

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How can you tell the difference between a male or a female snowman? Snow balls!

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With or without clothes, the "female snowman" is a "snow-woman".

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“Two men walk into a bar…. You’d think one of them would see it coming!”

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Two men walk into a BAR, thinking it's a kar (Dark joke among gun and history nerds)

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-What do you call a blind deer?
-No eye deer.
-Well, what do you call a blind deer with no legs?
-Still no eye deer!

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What do you call a guy without body and nose? No-body-nose

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Someone said you sound like an owl.

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When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!

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How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!

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You know why the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

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How many goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. DARKNESS RULES!

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Can Napoleon go back to his homeland?
Corsican!

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I bought a hair piece for $1.00. It was a low price toupee.

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You've heard of Alphabet Soup? Get ready for... Times New Ramen.

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My son asked me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".

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What kind of cars to pirates drive?

A Toyota YARRis.

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How can you tell you have elephants in your refrigerator?

You'll find their footprints in the jello.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park there, man!

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What do you get when you cross Lassie with Pegasus? A dog that chases airplanes

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What is a the most sick drink? Cough-e!

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

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It was suppose to rain, but it mist.

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