The cornier the better!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tyred!

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    Looks like my two additions were downvoted to oblivion or reported for no valid reason by the trolls that are systematically attacking me.

    They were, what do you call a fly without wings? A walk. And what do you call a joke without a punchline?

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    SEAGULL
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry nate heres an upvote! Sorry about the crazy trolls

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    #3

    I’m reading a book about antigravity, it’s impossible to put down.

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    #4

    My dad is a corn magician his act is a-maize-ing, and it really pops.

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    #5

    How can you tell the difference between a male or a female snowman? Snow balls!

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    #6

    “Two men walk into a bar…. You’d think one of them would see it coming!”

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two men walk into a BAR, thinking it's a kar (Dark joke among gun and history nerds)

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    #7

    -What do you call a blind deer?
    -No eye deer.
    -Well, what do you call a blind deer with no legs?
    -Still no eye deer!

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    #8

    Someone said you sound like an owl.

    (Who?)

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    #9

    When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent!

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    #10

    How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it.
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    Tame way, unique up on it!

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    #11

    You know why the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

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    #12

    How many goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. DARKNESS RULES!

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    #13

    Can Napoleon go back to his homeland?
    Corsican!

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    #14

    I bought a hair piece for $1.00. It was a low price toupee.

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    #15

    You've heard of Alphabet Soup? Get ready for... Times New Ramen.

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    #16

    My son asked me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".

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    #17

    What kind of cars to pirates drive?

    A Toyota YARRis.

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    #18

    How can you tell you have elephants in your refrigerator?

    You'll find their footprints in the jello.

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    #19

    What do you do when you see a spaceman?

    You park there, man!

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    #20

    What do you get when you cross Lassie with Pegasus? A dog that chases airplanes

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    #21

    What is a the most sick drink? Cough-e!

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    #22

    Why did the bicycle fall over?

    Because it was two-tired!

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    #23

    It was suppose to rain, but it mist.

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