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I love jokes, so tell me yours!
Normal jokes, not anything that could hurt someone's feelings, please.
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#1
What do you call a pig that can do karate? Pork chop. Heres another one. Why did the kid throwed the clock? To see time flies
Final score:
4points
#2
⚠️ dad joke incoming ⚠️ What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated.
Final score:
3points
#3
What is the difference between autumn and fall? Humpty Dumpty never had a great autumn.
Final score:
3points
#4
Here is one from me:
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
Final score:
3points
Doggo bunno 2 years ago
Hahaahahhahahahaha!! HULPP MEEEEHH IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HAHAHHBABAABABAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#5
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked 😂
Final score:
3points
#6
What do people in the middle east call their cheese?
Cheeses of Nazareth
Final score:
3points
#7
What do you get when Al Gore plays the drums?
An algorithm.
Final score:
2points
#8
So there's three couples at the pearly gates trying to get in to heaven. St. Peter tells them their fates are dependant on how the husband behaved. St. Peter turns to first couple and says to the husband "You loved money so much you married a woman named Penny! Take the door to hell!”
He turns to the second couple and says "You loved alcohol so much that you married a woman named Brandy. Take the door to hell!"
He turns the third couple who are already heading the door marked hell. Saint Peter says "Don't you want me to read your decision?"
The third guy says "No I know where this is going." He turns to his wife and says "Come on F***y!"
Final score:
2points
Who Panda 420 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Wow they edited out the third woman's name which kind of makes the joke not that funny. But her name was F*a*n*n*y
#9
Another green joke:
It's green and gliding down a mountain: Skiwi
Final score:
1point
#10
Daredevil walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table
Final score:
0points
#11
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Final score:
-1point
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