"Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him"

Thats one odd thank you lol

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Do-nut touch da donut

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"florida man (literally named florida) breaks into seafood restaurant, steals all their White Claw and dumps it into pond"

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green penguin / isabelle

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"Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonalds"

Now I want McDonalds.

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QueerAxolotls

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Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road.

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Nevada McKinney

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Florida man threw a lizard at a Wendy’s drive thru

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Iris the Orca

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Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'

there was another one but i liked this one better

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best turtle

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Florida man killed neighbor with kindness. The name of his machete.

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Pyradox

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Florida Man calls 911 to report himself drunk driving

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Nobody

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June 3rd. Flordia man threw a cheeseburger at a pregnant lady... Za hekk!?!?!?

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Grooks

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naked florida man covered in vaseline caught running through a mall, october 22

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freakingbee (she/they)

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Mine had a forty year old Florida man with no arms stabbing a guy with scissors

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Isaac7lego🇺🇸

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"Florida Man Arrested for Trying To Get Alligator Drunk"

Ummm the stupidity.
P.S. pls fill this out

https://www.boredpanda.com/

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that_gay_snake

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Florida man claims ‘stand your ground’ defense for killing an iguana'

Hmm

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Angel Red

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Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased

Police: Florida man offered to buy mother’s child for $100,000 at grocery store

Police: South Florida man claims ‘voodoo’ caused him to impregnate 13-year-old


Unsee juice please.

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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Hmm... Mine are interesting.

"Florida man tries to pay for fast food with bag of weed" sorry buddy

"Florida man was determined to steal a bottle of Pepsi, deputies say" (this guy broke down a convince store door for this...)

"Florida man banned from United Airlines after wearing red thong over his face instead of a mask"

"Florida man reportedly threw Christmas tree at wife"

Y'all... There's actually a website for this. It's called floridamanbirthday.org

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Allydog57

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Floridian Spiderman robbed a Winn Dixie Wine and Liquor store. He stole $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport cigarettes.

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Display_Name

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Florida Man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof.

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Mysteria

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"Florida Man Tells Police He Found Jehovah, Admits To Killing Woman A Decade Ago."

"Florida man shoots, kills puppy from balcony during walk with its owners, police say."

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That tiny x on the pop up add

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Florida man pulls out 'Dank Gummies' instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say. Suspect claims it was regular candy.
The gummies were Dank

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The trolling guide

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I'm not gonna say it's me... but this is a little too close to home!

'Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say'

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Donkey boi

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So many good ones for March 17th. Stealing an alligator, which is probably pretty common, same as peeing in someone's house. But what makes a Florida Man special is "Florida Man nabbed after calling 911 to verify authenticity of his meth."

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ShellsBells

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"Florida man pelts girlfriend with McDonalds"

Bonus (did one for my dad)

"Florida man under arrest after throwing baby at sheriff in an attempt to escape during a chase"

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QueerAxolotls

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florida man chugged 2 beers in under 30 seconds at EPCOT

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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