Join the Fun!

Final score:

12points

Dr.Caffeine

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SeaWolf 1 year ago

Very strong statement.

0points

Pull the Panda, Kronk. Wrooooooooooong Paaaaaaaaaaanda. Why do we even have that panda.

Final score:

10points

Hales

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Luke! Use the Panda!

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Final score:

9points

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Bonesko 1 year ago

No one can resist the cuteness of a panda. Not even the empire!

5points

"We're gonna need a bigger panda."

Final score:

8points

Bittersweetie

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Pandas, are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy—not evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

Final score:

8points

Hales

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Szirra 1 year ago (edited)

Isn’t the poetry of these particular Pandas also the third worst in the galaxy?

3points

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This should be easy to guess

"Panda, Bored Panda" 🔫

Final score:

6points

Angel Red

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Liya 1 year ago

James, James Bond?

3points

What we have here, is a failure to panda.

Final score:

6points

Della

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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago

Cool Hand Luke!

1point

My Mama always said, 'life was like a box of Pandas,' you never know what you're going to get.

Final score:

5points

Hales

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Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

Well, it's true

2points

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"Soylent Green is made out of Pandas"

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Final score:

5points

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Jungle Empress 85 1 year ago

The horror!!

1point

#10

"There's some panda in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

If LoTR was done by BBC.😂

Final score:

5points

Lil Miss Hobbit

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#11

"I am sick and tired of these m**********n Pandas on this m**********n plane!!!"

Final score:

5points

Matt C

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Bonesko 1 year ago

Me too! They always put their furry elbows on my arm rest. And offering your bamboo doesn't make up for it! Jerks!

4points

#12

"Say hello to my little panda!" 🔫

Final score:

5points

Bonesko

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Bonesko (Submission author) 1 year ago

I don't actually care for the movie, but I just thought it'd be funny if that's how it ended. Bunch of thugs awing over an adorable panda.

3points

#13

may the panda be with you

Final score:

5points

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#14

"I know what you are"
-"Then say it... out loud. Say it!"
-"Panda"...
-"Are you afraid?"
(Sorry, it's not my favourite line, but I just had to).

Final score:

5points

Ellie Vanille

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#15

YOU CANT HANDLE THE PANDA!!!

Final score:

5points

Mini Yaya

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#16

I'll start.

"Let me introduce you to my little panda!"

Final score:

4points

TheBadHalfofHel

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#17

Two favorites:
I'll be Panda.
and...
Come with me and you'll see a world of your panda!

Final score:

4points

Epsilon (he/him)

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#18

"I love the smell of panda in the morning"

Final score:

4points

K- THULU

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A girl 1 year ago

That's almost disturbing:)

3points

#19

theres no place like panda

Final score:

4points

POST

#20

Heeeres Panda

Final score:

4points

POST

#21

"Hello there!"
"General Panda, you're a bold one!"

Final score:

3points

Dr.Caffeine

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Tiramisu 1 year ago

General Grievous said that Count Dooku trained him, but I don’t think Count Dooku knew how to use lightsabers like fans.

1point

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#22

"ITS OVER PANDA!"

jordan (pineapple he/she)

Final score:

3points

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A girl 1 year ago

It's Panda Town

0points

#23

“The Panda is an ancient monster. A powerful shape-shifter. When it appears, the cosmos shatters. Disaster visits humans and spirits both.”

- Earth God, from Little Door Gods (Chinese version)

Final score:

3points

Mysteria

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Della 1 year ago

Rhett Butler " Frankly my dear, I don't give a panda." Scarlett O'Hara "....after all, tomorrow is another panda."

2points

#24

'What in the wide wide world of sports is goin on here!? I thought I hired you boys to lay some track, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City Pandas!'.

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Final score:

3points

Matt C

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A girl 1 year ago

I laughed way to hard on this one. I heard it in the voice of Slum Pickens

2points

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#25

the truth is panda is not blind, and it's not a battlefield, and it's not the sun or the moon, or everything we load into it. it's just a word till someone gives it meaning.

Final score:

3points

Lisa Onitnelot

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#26

"They passed down all the roads long ago and the Red Panda ran close behind them and covered their footprints."

Alternatively:

"You can find the pandas if you are brave."

Final score:

3points

Jungle Empress 85

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#27

I feel the need the need for panda

Final score:

3points