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Share a wacky, weird, or otherwise ridiculous story from your D&D campaign.
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#1
We had come across a clearing with a hippogriff in the center. Our rouge decides that he wants to ride it and rolls animal handling; it's a failure, but he gets on anyways. Hippogriff takes off and the rouge stabs it 200 feet up, this of course caused it to plummet to the ground instantly killing them both. My man kamikazed a hippogriff.
Final score:
4points
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#2
This was from a D&D club at my school, almost everyone had no clue what to do except a few players and the DMs. Of course, this led to quite a few moments, but this was my favorite. During a campaign, we got sidetracked by a sidequest to hunt down a gang. This was after the rest of the party had tried to rob and burn down an old mans house, got chased around by the town militia, and one of them had to be rescued from jail. We went into the hideout, and came across several barrels of "coffee". My cleric character decided we needed to stop and eat, and we came across a croissant. In a gang hideout. This led to the entire party yelling "QUASONT!" at the top of their lungs, getting us kicked out of the library. Needless to say, the DM was not happy, and got a little trigger happy with the fights. Worth it.
Final score:
4points
#3
Two things: First, I play in a campaign with my dad and brother. My brother's character is 3 feet tall, give or take a few inches. We were in the dungeon of an ancient castle, or actually, in the catacombs below the dungeon. We came across a green dragon, approximately the size of 3 school buses. My brother had a potion of cloud giant strength. He drank it, and it bumped his strength up to a 29. Then, this little 3 foot tall guy proceeded to strangle the dragon to death. Oh, and there was also that time we established a democracy in a goblin horde.
Final score:
3points
#4
I have another one. The guy we were supposed to kill was trying to force people into wearing a hat that would hypnotize them. Instead of killing him, we teamed up with him, and sold the hats and basically took over the world. Our dungeon master was furious...
Final score:
2points
#5
I had a herbalist character and i tried to make a potion to heal the party. I got the worst roll ever, all my friends saw and knew it but of course their characters didnt. They needed to drink what was basically poison while we were laughing about it. They didnt die though, our master was a good guy. Another time we were fighting a band of bandits. For some reason the master didnt want us to kill the leader, making him very difficult to hit. So we took it as a challenge and we did our best until we gave up and killed him (just made him unconscious). It turns out that he was the brother of one of the characters and we were supposed to talk to him xD
Final score:
2points
#6
ALRIGHT SO A few years ago me any my friends had this dnd campagin going, and my friend, then dm, decided to try to scare us during a fight and said that the bushes were rustling with a terrifying aura surrounding it. Obviously, us being new players, were pretty spooked. So we point our weapons at it and a goat comes trotting out. Immediately I said "I KEEP THE GOAT" and the dm was like, "I mean there's no rules against it sure." So my character gets a pet baby goat and names it Derpy. Now, the rest of the players started this thing where at random points in the story, they would say "Derpy screams". It got to a point where the dm literally had to make a rule that we could only say it a maximum of 5 times per game. It was amazing.
Final score:
2points
#7
I heard this one from my cousins: they had just gotten to the final boss, and ended up accidently turning it into a worm and then killing it with one shot. My one cousin said they just looked around and said, "so... this is it?"
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I'm a DM. I do a school club, and my entire team got drunk and burned down a town after killing the mayor. Then they kidnapped a pig that is actually a eldritch being in disguies. They still scrafice people to it becuase they think it's a celestial being who is good. THE PIG ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT IT'S EVIL. I love my team.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
In the current campaign I am participating in at school, I became very small, I still have all the same stats (we learned that when someone tried to pick me up), I even have the same speed somehow, during the previous session I wandered into a mouse hole and tried to use my shortsword to fight a mouse that wanted to eat me, it did barely any damage so I tried punching the mouse, that was how I discovered that all my weapons are super weak but I can still punch something with normal damage, after that I encountered 20 mice and I am not sure if they are going to eat me.
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MollyJune 3 years ago
I'm a new DM trying to write a campaign. It was our second session after our practice one shot, and we were exploring a town where children had been disappearing. I'm playing with mostly new characters, and this one guy, (Warlock) decides that he doesn't want to pay for the Inn and decides to try to break into the town hall/mayor's house. He gets caught, and spends the night in jail. He didn't mind, since he was getting a free place to stay. We spent the rest of the session playing out his trial. The other players couldn't even defend him because there was no doubt that he committed the crime, so they were just trying to bargain for the smallest punishment. The verdict was that he would be banished from the town. If he helped return the children, his reward would be that he was allowed back in town. He missed out on any opportunities to visit the shop and ask questions before hand, and also won't get a reward when we finish the campaign.
MollyJune 3 years ago
I wish this wasn't closed! Once we had a random encounter with a Faerie Dragon. It kept pranking us, so we tried pranking each other to make it laugh. Eventually, our Cleric got frustrated and used Guiding Bolt, but got a Natural 1. So basically, he zapped himself in the butt and the Faerie Dragon was laughing so hard that it just went away. Our DM later told us that if that hadn't happened, it would have made us think we were being attacked by something much bigger. XD
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago (edited)
OK SO. We were shrunk down really small, in like a fairy/pixie theme park area thing on a quest. We were in a game of hide and seek, I hid in the mouth of a pug, but I got swallowed and slowly digested until hide and seek ended (I won :D). And then we got attacked by these goblin dudes. We were fighting and stuff and I got shot by an arrow I think, and then the wizard person of our party decides to cast a spell. I think it was called fireball? Something like that. Anyway what it did was send like a giant thing of fire in a 15x15 foot area. He was pretty near most of the goblins, so most of them would die. But the thing was, we were shrunk down really small. 15 feet was pretty much the size of the ENTIRE THEMEPARK. DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS. Like alllllllll the fairies died. That day will forever be remembered as the day that (friends name) mercilessly slaughtered an entire themepark. It was epic. Fun fact, the name of my D&D character is the same as my username :). Anyway it was super fun and the entire campaign was great. EDIT: I remembered another thing. So I always play rogues bc I think they’re cool, and so my character flaws are often things like trust issues, difficulty sticking to a plan and working with others, and also stealing things >:). We were in this abandoned dwarven mine, and we had to fight some things. There was like a gelatinous cube. But then after we killed them all we explored for a bit, and found this room. In the room were like three statues of some dwarves. We could hear a weird whispering in the air, and it seemed to be coming from this giant emerald green gem that the center statue was holding. Clearly, it would be a bad idea to take the gem, right? Of course it would. So when the party stated to leave the room, I grabbed the gem bc why not. It exploded. Everyone had to roll saving throws and I almost killed everyone. Oops :D
IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
My first encounter ever. We encountered this guy who wanted our help testing his new invention. We stumbled across a gang war over whether zebras were white with black stripes or black with white stripes. This war had been going on for generations. After a heated battle we were able to calm them down. Later, we attended a peace meeting to make a treaty which stated that zebras were colorless with black and white stripes (sorry I'm not a super good storyteller).
Emily Cromar 3 years ago
I know it isn't the funniest thing, but my party contains Master Oogway, Sameu L., the gnome bard who spent a whole battle making terrible stew, a cow-man who killed himself and turned into a frog, Stacy the legitimate furry, and me, Amola Gis the rogue, who steals everything and is dying for an oppurtunity to tell someone to just call me Amo Gis. everyone but me is a spellcaster and our official theme song is just a chaotic mashup of cartoon sound effects.
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I'm a DM. I do a school club, and my entire team got drunk and burned down a town after killing the mayor. Then they kidnapped a pig that is actually a eldritch being in disguies. They still scrafice people to it becuase they think it's a celestial being who is good. THE PIG ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT IT'S EVIL. I love my team.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
In the current campaign I am participating in at school, I became very small, I still have all the same stats (we learned that when someone tried to pick me up), I even have the same speed somehow, during the previous session I wandered into a mouse hole and tried to use my shortsword to fight a mouse that wanted to eat me, it did barely any damage so I tried punching the mouse, that was how I discovered that all my weapons are super weak but I can still punch something with normal damage, after that I encountered 20 mice and I am not sure if they are going to eat me.
Load More Replies... MollyJune 3 years ago
I'm a new DM trying to write a campaign. It was our second session after our practice one shot, and we were exploring a town where children had been disappearing. I'm playing with mostly new characters, and this one guy, (Warlock) decides that he doesn't want to pay for the Inn and decides to try to break into the town hall/mayor's house. He gets caught, and spends the night in jail. He didn't mind, since he was getting a free place to stay. We spent the rest of the session playing out his trial. The other players couldn't even defend him because there was no doubt that he committed the crime, so they were just trying to bargain for the smallest punishment. The verdict was that he would be banished from the town. If he helped return the children, his reward would be that he was allowed back in town. He missed out on any opportunities to visit the shop and ask questions before hand, and also won't get a reward when we finish the campaign.
MollyJune 3 years ago
I wish this wasn't closed! Once we had a random encounter with a Faerie Dragon. It kept pranking us, so we tried pranking each other to make it laugh. Eventually, our Cleric got frustrated and used Guiding Bolt, but got a Natural 1. So basically, he zapped himself in the butt and the Faerie Dragon was laughing so hard that it just went away. Our DM later told us that if that hadn't happened, it would have made us think we were being attacked by something much bigger. XD
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago (edited)
OK SO. We were shrunk down really small, in like a fairy/pixie theme park area thing on a quest. We were in a game of hide and seek, I hid in the mouth of a pug, but I got swallowed and slowly digested until hide and seek ended (I won :D). And then we got attacked by these goblin dudes. We were fighting and stuff and I got shot by an arrow I think, and then the wizard person of our party decides to cast a spell. I think it was called fireball? Something like that. Anyway what it did was send like a giant thing of fire in a 15x15 foot area. He was pretty near most of the goblins, so most of them would die. But the thing was, we were shrunk down really small. 15 feet was pretty much the size of the ENTIRE THEMEPARK. DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS. Like alllllllll the fairies died. That day will forever be remembered as the day that (friends name) mercilessly slaughtered an entire themepark. It was epic. Fun fact, the name of my D&D character is the same as my username :). Anyway it was super fun and the entire campaign was great. EDIT: I remembered another thing. So I always play rogues bc I think they’re cool, and so my character flaws are often things like trust issues, difficulty sticking to a plan and working with others, and also stealing things >:). We were in this abandoned dwarven mine, and we had to fight some things. There was like a gelatinous cube. But then after we killed them all we explored for a bit, and found this room. In the room were like three statues of some dwarves. We could hear a weird whispering in the air, and it seemed to be coming from this giant emerald green gem that the center statue was holding. Clearly, it would be a bad idea to take the gem, right? Of course it would. So when the party stated to leave the room, I grabbed the gem bc why not. It exploded. Everyone had to roll saving throws and I almost killed everyone. Oops :D
IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
My first encounter ever. We encountered this guy who wanted our help testing his new invention. We stumbled across a gang war over whether zebras were white with black stripes or black with white stripes. This war had been going on for generations. After a heated battle we were able to calm them down. Later, we attended a peace meeting to make a treaty which stated that zebras were colorless with black and white stripes (sorry I'm not a super good storyteller).
Emily Cromar 3 years ago
I know it isn't the funniest thing, but my party contains Master Oogway, Sameu L., the gnome bard who spent a whole battle making terrible stew, a cow-man who killed himself and turned into a frog, Stacy the legitimate furry, and me, Amola Gis the rogue, who steals everything and is dying for an oppurtunity to tell someone to just call me Amo Gis. everyone but me is a spellcaster and our official theme song is just a chaotic mashup of cartoon sound effects.
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