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Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Things You’ve Ever Said With No Context!

Share the funniest weirdest, or most random things you've ever said! Don't give any context in your post, but you can explain in the comments if you want!

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#1

"She met the dinosaur on the piano"

"No! She's come to sneak up in my tassels!"

You want me to be a chick and steal strawberries from a three-legged onion??"

Final score:

5points

#2

"Get down from the shelf of hunger! You just ate....well fine! F**k you you fat demonic gargoyle!"

Final score:

5points

Bonesko (Submission author) 1 year ago

My cat jumps on the shelf in the kitchen and meows for food. Then when I tell her to get down she says 'f**k you' in cat.

4points

#3

“You bring the votes, I’ll bring the milk!

Final score:

4points

#4

"You're worse than a godamn toilet flush, at least it works."

"Let's go cut open some humans."

Final score:

4points

#5

“JUICE BOX” I blurt out random things

Final score:

4points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

#6

the eggs are done!

Final score:

4points

freakingbee (she/they)

freakingbee (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago

(about the eggs in the incubator that we were gonna dissect,when it beeped)

1point

#7

if you put a straw through a blueberry, is it a blue strawberry, or a straw blueberry? (the s**t i think about at 3:00 am)

Final score:

4points

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#8

“Oh sugar honey iced tea.”

Final score:

3points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

That brings me back to early high school :)

1point

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#9

“Move, I’m gay.”

Final score:

2points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

#10

How old are birds?

Final score:

1point

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Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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