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Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Things You’ve Ever Said With No Context!
Share the funniest weirdest, or most random things you've ever said! Don't give any context in your post, but you can explain in the comments if you want!
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#1
"She met the dinosaur on the piano"
"No! She's come to sneak up in my tassels!"
You want me to be a chick and steal strawberries from a three-legged onion??"
Final score:
5points
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#2
"Get down from the shelf of hunger! You just ate....well fine! F**k you you fat demonic gargoyle!"
Final score:
5points
Bonesko (Submission author) 1 year ago
My cat jumps on the shelf in the kitchen and meows for food. Then when I tell her to get down she says 'f**k you' in cat.
#4
"You're worse than a godamn toilet flush, at least it works."
"Let's go cut open some humans."
Final score:
4points
#6
the eggs are done!
Final score:
4points
freakingbee (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago
(about the eggs in the incubator that we were gonna dissect,when it beeped)
#7
if you put a straw through a blueberry, is it a blue strawberry, or a straw blueberry? (the s**t i think about at 3:00 am)
Final score:
4points
#8
“Oh sugar honey iced tea.”
Final score:
3points
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