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#1

"...like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would anyone want to try the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster if it actually existed? Personally, I’d try it once just to see.

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#2

"His laugh sounded like a fat man choking on sand."

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#3

It was a December of crows.

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#4

“Pockets, pockets, pockets! One here, one there!”

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#5

"Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can't be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform."


I know it's 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

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#6

He wails in fury and kicks the door handle until it breaks

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#7

Legs. Give me those legs.

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#8

Of course we are. A giant monk, a Saracen oblate, a Jew, and a peasant girl. Aren't all the king's friends like that?

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#9

“…It led toward a field of low trees full of orange fruit”

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