Open to a random page in the book nearest to you and post the first full sentence on the page.

#1

"...like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

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    #2

    "His laugh sounded like a fat man choking on sand."

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    #3

    It was a December of crows.

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    #4

    “Pockets, pockets, pockets! One here, one there!”

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    #5

    "Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can't be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform."


    I know it's 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

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    #6

    He wails in fury and kicks the door handle until it breaks

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    #7

    Legs. Give me those legs.

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    #8

    Of course we are. A giant monk, a Saracen oblate, a Jew, and a peasant girl. Aren't all the king's friends like that?

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    #9

    “…It led toward a field of low trees full of orange fruit”

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