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Let's face it: at one point, we've all been sleep deprived because our brain decides to bully us with random thoughts. You might've spent an hour thinking about what would happen if your feet had hundreds of tiny holes in them, or something weirder. Share your random brain with us!
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#1
I never sleep. I normally stay up thinking about sad stuff. Like how every one left me or is gone. How I feel alone. I have to find reasons not to end it. I think about a certain someone I miss. How ever day feels like a wast
Final score:
6points
Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago
It's not! Life may be hard at the moment but it will get be! I absolutely love you there are people you know irl who love you and so do many people in the bored panda community! If you want to talk about anything I'm here
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#2
If you froze poop and then melted it and evaporated it in large amounts, would it essentially rain poop?
Final score:
5points
BoredPerson 3 years ago
75% of poop is water, so if it was evaporated, most would be just water but the other 25% percent is viruses, bacteria, and organic material, and when it is heated to 150 f or 65 c it becomes sanitary because it all dies, so it might smell slightly stinky (just like sweat), but it would be safe to stand under. And yes, it would rain poop.
#3
Nothingness. Idk how to explain but thinking of nothing is like wow 5 hours later still thinking the same stuff ✨ nothingness ✨
Final score:
4points
#4
Scary stuff I saw or imagined.
Final score:
4points
#5
I always imagine rolling over and opening my eyes, and seeing a serial killer standing there, so I try to look at both sides of the room at the same time in case someone materialises.
Final score:
4points
#6
Nobody:
My brain at 3 am: Heart penguin astronaut ribcage cheesecake!!
What the heck that even means I have no idea.
Final score:
4points
#7
How a good part of my family is homophobic and constantly makes it known and in theory this should bother me (I’m LGBTQ) but I’ve trained myself so much to not let anyone mean bother me that I’m just like “okay” and get on with my life. (Example of homophobic: my dad said the military should still kill people in the military if it was found out they were gay, when my sister pointed out he has gay friends he said “They’d just be my dead friends. It’s disgusting”
Final score:
3points
#8
~what time is~
`am i ded`
^should i slap my sister cuz she snores loud^
WHY I CANT SLEEP RIGHT NOW
why do i look at too much scary stuff
Final score:
2points
#9
"what if I wake up and I am the only human on earth? I could go and eat all the french fries I want. I could rule the earth. I could yell and scream as loud as I want. I could even scream about round pie being better then square pie, and no one would be around to tell me otherwise" Also "If the moon was really made of cheese, we could just send a whole bunch of astronauts to the moon, get all the cheese, and maybe end world hunger. Well, at least the people who are not lactose intolerant. Then we would need a moon made of other food. It would be cool to have a moon made of jello or pizza or cookies or even pudding. But then the pudding would probably fly everywhere, because t's in space"
Yes, I am a super weird person with super weird random thoughts that keep me up at night.
Final score:
2points
#11
I used to have intense nightmares. Then I read a book about psychological dream interpretations. Now when I wake up from a dream, I'm no longer scared, I'm curious and analyse. At least up to last week when I dreamt of the war in five episodes and still cannot make sense of it.
Final score:
1point
#12
Thoughts that keep me awake at night:
Why hasn’t my best friend texted me since I switched schools?
How long would it take me to eat an entire chocolate bar?
Why are the cats so loud at night?
Are there such things as ghosts?
Can cats see ghosts?
I’m hungry again, should I get a snack?
Final score:
1point
#13
I’m obsessed with the immensity of time. The 13,000,000,000 years since the Big Bang are just a blip in the totality of the future that lies ahead. The sun is steadily heating up as it ages, and in a mere billion years, the surface of the Earth will be mostly uninhabitable, and the Earth itself will be swallowed by the Sun another 4-5 billion years after that, as the Sun ends its 10-billion-year life.
But the average red dwarf star will last a trillion years, meaning our Solar System could be born and die a hundred times over in that time span.
And then it just keeps getting incomprehensibly crazier as you work your way through the end of star formation, the continuing expansion of the universe, and eventually to the heat death of the universe itself. Astronomer and author Phil Plait once said that when he was trying to find an appropriate analogy to illustrate the difference in the age of the universe now to its age at 10^92 years from now (1 followed by 92 zeros), his first thought was to compare a single atom to all the matter in the universe, but that that comparison didn’t even come close.
Remember, every three zeros you add is the previous amount a thousand times over. So a trillion is a billion 1000 times! So by the time you get to 10^92, you’re taking a trillion and multiplying that times a thousand, and then multiplying that times a thousand, and on and on and on…not infinitely, but it might as well be to our monkey brains.
Yep, keeps me awake at night.
Final score:
0points
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