This one’s kind of funny. I was in the school cafeteria. I'm in 9th grade, and I was eating some chicken. Then I swallowed it wrong and I couldn’t breathe, and my boyfriends, for some reason, thought I needed to go to the bathroom since I was choking. Sure, I'd just die all alone in a bathroom. I ended up getting the chicken out, which was terrifying while it was happening but hilarious to me after.

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Halie smiley

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I’ve never almost died before, but my brother has!

Once, when we were on holiday (so a place where people didn’t have the same driving culture as where I live), my brother was gaming on his phone and almost got run over by a car. This happened twice. It’s a miracle he’s alive.

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me myself and i (she/her)

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nearly choked to death, but I was more angry that I didn't get to eat my food then scared about what happened

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Magic Poodle (all but masc)

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