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#1
What did one stick say to the other? “I have to go wash my hands... there STICKY”
Final score:
5points
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#2
Today was a terrible day. My enemy got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Final score:
4points
#3
I went to lunch with a mushroom, he was a fun guy.
Final score:
3points
#4
What did the pirate say on his 80th bday?
I'm eighty, or aa'y matey.. (sounds better in person.)
Final score:
3points
#5
I told my mom to try to embrace her mistakes so she said "okay" and gave me a bear hug.
Final score:
3points
#6
Some guy threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy
Final score:
2points
#7
What do you call a Car Virus?
A Corolla-Virus
Final score:
2points
#8
two men were in a mental asylum, one of them were scared of heights. so when they broke free they ran to the roof, the crazy one jumped across, and then shone a light to act as a bridge for the scared one. The scared one said "you think you can trick me?! you will just turn it off halfway as a prank!!"
Final score:
2points
#9
last one from me: my brother is so stupid, I told him if he can make a milk shake and he went into the cow-pen...now he is in the hospital because we only have bulls
Final score:
2points
#10
What's brown and sticky?
Final score:
1point
#11
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender asks why the long face
the horse does not understand because he is a horse
Final score:
1point
#12
A: I HAVE A LEMON JOKE!
B: K.
A: WHY DOES NO ONE TELL LEMON JOKES?
B: Why.
A: TOO SOUR HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAH
B: -__-
Final score:
1point
#13
Ok ok I have a few.
Which celebrity likes to work out most? Cardio B.
Which celebrity likes sweets the most? Robert Brownie Jr.
Which scientist is most interested in insects? Bill Nye the Science Fly.
As you can tell, I like wordplay LOL
Final score:
1point
#14
So there is a movie called the meg and I said I will jaw you later
Final score:
0points
#16
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers.
Why do elephants have long trunks?
Have you ever tried pulling your foot out of your nose?
Final score:
0points
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