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Hey Pandas, Post The Most Real-Sounding Fake Conspiracy Theory You Can Think Of, And The Comments Will Decide Whether Or Not It Seems Real (Closed)
Conspiracy theories usually lead to rabbit holes, but what if they're all fake?
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#1
What if the reason earth hasn't made contact with any aliens is because we are a social experiment to see what happens if an intelligent species is left alone?
Final score:
14points
Random person 2 years ago
If this is true, we failed miserably... or at least some people did.
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#2
2Pac, Elvis Presley, possibly Notorious BIG, and many other celebs are still alive, living a private life in various different countries around the world under different identities and names.
Final score:
10points
Sir Alex David 2 years ago
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#3
The world isn't 100 real, and it's actually like social media in the sense that your experience is specifically tailored to your life. I might see roses, you might see tulips, and someone else might see dead peonies, depending on your tastes.
Final score:
6points
#4
That i am just dreaming and the world and all you guys are figments of my imagination.
Final score:
5points
#5
The Illuminati doesn't exist...but the REAL secret society let's that conspiracy run wild so they can continue in secret.
Final score:
5points
#6
The BT (Big toilet paper industry for short) caused the covid pandemic. The virus is in all the soft papers. (Brought to you from my porcelain throne)
Final score:
5points
Richard Mark 3 months ago
sum of $1,000,000 us dollars after my initiation was done. I'm very happy! And promise to spread the good work of Mr Lucas Henry . If you are interested in joining the new world order Illuminati today, contact Lucas Henry today he’s your best chance to gain membership to the illuminati that you always desire. Contact Lucas Henry Email: illuminatiworldofsociety1@gmail.com +2348161676526
#7
That we all experience life differently in that what I might see as green you see as pink but since we have all been told this is bla this is bla so we could never know
Final score:
3points
#8
I’m stealing this one from my brother who has made it clear he doesn’t actually believe it. BIRDS ARE ROBOTS SENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO SPY ON US HUMANS.
Final score:
3points
#9
Still me, I've got a lot of these... Glasses are made to stop people from seeing through the matrix.
Final score:
3points
Samuel David 3 months ago
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#10
The government killed John F. Kennedy
Final score:
3points
Calvin Wallcae 2 years ago
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#11
Elvis Presley faked his own death to go live his life in peace ✌️
Final score:
2points
#12
Mermaids live in the Bermuda Triangle
Final score:
1point
#14
The FBI watched us through the cameras of our devices. (Not including seeing what we do online because they CAN do that)
Final score:
0points
1.21Gigawatts?! (Submission author) 2 years ago
Exactly my point lol. Believe it or not I think a few people in the world believes this.
#15
All tech companies are actually owned by a single player, who controls everything we see and know online and on our devices, to effectively brainwash us into their way of thinking
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0points
#16
Dogs are secretly controlling the government and all the world leaders without pets are in on it.
Final score:
0points
#17
me again: We all exist in someone's imagination. We just haven't found out who it is yet. Hahaha. (I'm a little crazy)
Final score:
0points
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
This is actually vaguely similar to how existence is viewed in Vaishnavism! (Hinduism sect)
#18
That Covid isn’t real
Final score:
0points
Benjamin Conlis 2 years ago
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#19
Flat earth! Wtf…????
Final score:
0points
Ose Areghan 2 years ago
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#20
Anytime someone has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet they call it COVID-19 and leave it at that.
Final score:
0points
Samyan Elrod 1 year ago
Bots stop spamming!!! Like pls!!! This is a highly important serious business that this site directs and we cant use unproffesuonal distractions!!
#21
Aliens don't exist 😜
Final score:
0points
Joseph Wilson 2 years ago
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#22
Some of the raw materials on Earth are toxic to a species of extraterrestrial who would like to inhabit it, so they have transplanted humans to consume these materials until they exist in manageable enough quantities for the alien race to occupy it. They are using us like bottom feeders to rid the Earth of its non-renewable resources. And it's working.
Final score:
0points
Benjamin Conlis 2 years ago
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#23
Right now, almost the entire population of the real earth has died off. Science is more advanced, so we are a simulation to see what went wrong with the original humans, and how the world can be altered to save the real ones.
Final score:
0points
Benjamin Conlis 2 years ago
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#24
Steve Jobs isn't really dead, he's just hiding out somewhere remote and hidden building an army of i-robots to take over the world.
Final score:
-1point
Joseph Wilson 2 years ago
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#25
We are all living in our own world. In my world you aren't a sentient being, in yours, I'm not sentient.
Final score:
-1point
#26
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PLEASE BEWARE!!! OF SO MANY FAKE POSTS ON HOW TO JOIN
ILLUMINATI, I WAS SCAMMED SEVERAL TIMES TRYING TO JOIN THE ORGANIZATION.
THE FAKE PEOPLE PROMISED ME MONEY, A CAR, AND A HOUSE BUT IT WAS ALL LIES.
I LOST OVER €3500 UNTIL I FOUND A GENUINE WAY TO JOIN EASILY WITH THE HELP OF THE CITIZEN RECRUIT DEPARTMENT 666.
AFTER JOINING THE NEW WORLD ORDER, I RECEIVED MY FIRST MONEY REWARD WHICH AMOUNTED TO €100,000
AFTER GOING THROUGH THE ILLUMINATI LOYALTY PROOF TEST WHICH I CAN EASILY SAY WAS SIMPLE AND WELL DONE.
PLEASE BEWARE OF SO MANY FAKE POSTS ONLINE.
Contact the genuine citizen outreach Department by email
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WhatsApp or send a text to the Global recruiting Department here:
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Final score:
-1point
#27
I AM LUCAS NASHVILLE, I AM PROUD TO TESTIFY ABOUT JOINING THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I JUST RECENTLY JOINED THE ORGANIZATION FROM SEYCHELLES AND I LIVE IN THE BAHAMAS NOW.
PLEASE BEWARE!!! OF SO MANY FAKE POSTS ON HOW TO JOIN
ILLUMINATI, I WAS SCAMMED SEVERAL TIMES TRYING TO JOIN THE ORGANIZATION.
THE FAKE PEOPLE PROMISED ME MONEY, A CAR, AND A HOUSE BUT IT WAS ALL LIES.
I LOST OVER €3500 UNTIL I FOUND A GENUINE WAY TO JOIN EASILY WITH THE HELP OF THE CITIZEN RECRUIT DEPARTMENT 666.
AFTER JOINING THE NEW WORLD ORDER, I RECEIVED MY FIRST MONEY REWARD WHICH AMOUNTED TO €100,000
AFTER GOING THROUGH THE ILLUMINATI LOYALTY PROOF TEST WHICH I CAN EASILY SAY WAS SIMPLE AND WELL DONE.
PLEASE BEWARE OF SO MANY FAKE POSTS ONLINE.
Contact the genuine citizen outreach Department by email
citizenrecruitdepartment666@gmail.com
WhatsApp or send a text to the Global recruiting Department here:
+1 (647) 800-8405
African Citizens, call or text only allowed on +2349064231864
Final score:
-1point
Anastácia Joaquín 10 months ago
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#28
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Final score:
-2points
John Destiny 2 years ago
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What do you think ?
Samuel David 4 months ago
thinking that illuminati is not real, But today with Mr David Scott I now believe that illuminati is real, when you come across wrong person’s you will think that life is not real but when you are with the real one you will experience the goodness of your life, To Mr David Scott has made me discovered my purpose of life. Welcome to the great brotherhood of Illuminati 666: . WhatsApp mr David Scott , from Nigeria, and every other Country’s on how to join the Illuminati brotherhood to get rich and famous, You may be a politician, business man/woman ,musical artist, student, footballer or whatever occupation you do, you want to be rich, powerful and famous in life. Illuminati can grant all your heart desires join the Illuminati to become rich and famous in life, Illuminati will make you achieve all your dream to become rich and protected all the days of your life…… BENEFIT GIVEN TO A NEW MEMBER WHO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI a cash reward of usd $500,000.00USD a new sleek dream car valued at US
Brandon Carol 4 months ago
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Samuel David 4 months ago
thinking that illuminati is not real, But today with Mr David Scott I now believe that illuminati is real, when you come across wrong person’s you will think that life is not real but when you are with the real one you will experience the goodness of your life, To Mr David Scott has made me discovered my purpose of life. Welcome to the great brotherhood of Illuminati 666: . WhatsApp mr David Scott , from Nigeria, and every other Country’s on how to join the Illuminati brotherhood to get rich and famous, You may be a politician, business man/woman ,musical artist, student, footballer or whatever occupation you do, you want to be rich, powerful and famous in life. Illuminati can grant all your heart desires join the Illuminati to become rich and famous in life, Illuminati will make you achieve all your dream to become rich and protected all the days of your life…… BENEFIT GIVEN TO A NEW MEMBER WHO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI a cash reward of usd $500,000.00USD a new sleek dream car valued at US
Brandon Carol 4 months ago
Are you interested in joining the Illuminati organization for riches and fame and success in life.This is an open invitation for anyone who want to join this illuminati organization. Email illuminatiworldoffamous@gmail.com or What'sApp number +2349130700648
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