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An old man on his 98th birthday who won the lottery and died the next day
A black fly in your Chardonnay
A death row pardon two minutes too late
rain on your wedding day
A free ride when you've already paid
Good advice that you just didn't take
A man afraid of flying who got in a plane crash
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
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