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I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.
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#1
C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape
Final score:
55points
#2
Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It
Final score:
47points
#3
My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It
Final score:
42points
#4
Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion
Final score:
40points
#6
Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima
Final score:
37points
#7
Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In
Final score:
36points
#8
This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life
Final score:
35points
#9
My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It
Final score:
35points
#10
Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??
Final score:
34points
#11
A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years
Final score:
32points
#12
This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me
Final score:
30points
Aiyanna Clements 3 years ago
I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t
#13
A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic
Final score:
29points
Katinka Min 3 years ago
Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.
#14
I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.
Final score:
29points
#15
Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice
Final score:
27points
Happylooser 3 years ago
Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?
#16
"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It
Final score:
23points
Springy boi 3 years ago (edited)
that looks like something from doctor who! Do you like doctor who?
#17
Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!
Final score:
20points
#18
A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.
Final score:
20points
#19
This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!
Final score:
20points
Lexie Von Der Snoot 3 years ago
And for a second I thought it was a bust of Benedict Cumberbatch...
#20
Piggy Light!
Final score:
18points
#21
Power Torch
Final score:
16points
#22
Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Final score:
16points
#23
This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork
Final score:
13points
#24
A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of
Final score:
12points
#25
Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.
Final score:
10points
#26
These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.
Final score:
8points
#27
Random Stranger Handed This To Me
Final score:
7points
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What do you think ?
Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
Fiercepelt 3 years ago
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
Fiercepelt 3 years ago
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
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