Hey Pandas, Post Some Crazy Pickup Lines

Can be whatever you want, most points go to the most creativity and weirdness. It isn't supposed to be for one's you might use normally, use ones that don't make sense, and that are just weird to say casually. Have fun with the submissions, and try to make the funniest pickup line you can!

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"I heard you like bad boys. Well, you're in luck, cause I'm bad at everything."

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10points

JoyfulZebra

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

I love this, seems funny and wholesome.

2points

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“Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you’re causing an uprising in my pants.”

I feel dirty just typing it.

He was promptly kneed in the family jewels.

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8points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago

"He was promptly kneed in the family jewels." That's fair.

1point

A chemistry pun. “Are you copper and tellerium? Because you’re CuTe”

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5points

Stardust she/her

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Ok I love this

4points

Are you a scientist? Because I want to put you on a table and do you periodically.

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5points

The Forgotten Loser

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The Forgotten Loser (Submission author) 1 year ago

Sorry that was totally lame 🤦🏽‍♀️

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"Are you tired? Cause you have been running through my mind all day."

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4points

Sanjneel

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Wanna be a pear, since you are the apple of my eye. If you are wondering where I heard about you, let's just say I heard it through the grapevine

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Final score:

4points

Little Bestie Capybara

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f r o g 1 year ago

that's kinda fruity... ;)

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Some kid hitting on me

Him: hey, are u lost

Me: wut (i cant hear him btw)

Him: are u lost

Me: no

Him: do you have a phone?

Me: im not lost

Him: so do you have a phone?

Me: yes why

Him: can i get them digits

Me: No.

He continued for about 30min, im older than him btw

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3points

Do-nut touch da donut

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I know I don’t look curvy, but have you seen my back?!? 🦐

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3points

Bubblegum Witch

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coming from a 12 yr old

1) I may not be the best-looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

2) If I had a nickel for every person I’ve seen as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

3) I was going to say a cheesy pickup line, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

4) When I'm around you, I can't think straight, are you? *yes* I can change that.

5) On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

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Final score:

3points

Robby (Ze/Zir)

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

5) North Korea

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#10

(overheard some girls talking in class)
Are you homework? 'Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night!
I- WHAT?

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3points

Iris the cloud

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Lia 1 year ago

Um, I don't like homework, so....

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#11

You better call the vet!

Cause this pussy is gettin' smashed tonight!

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Final score:

3points

Victoria

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Heard that one 🤢

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#12

Did you know once you left, Niagara froze over? I guess I'm not the only one who falls just for you.

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Final score:

3points

Hannah

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Hannah (Submission author) 1 year ago

Side note: the smoothest pick up line I've ever received was while I was cashiering. I asked a guy if he found everything alright and he responded "you know, now that you mention it, I've been looking everywhere for your number."

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#13

I can be the JD to your Veronica. (Only works if u plan to kill people. ;P)

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Final score:

2points