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Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!
In this fun challenge, all you got to do is try to think of a superpower you’d love to have. The first person commenting on your post has to think of a negative side effect correlating to your post. Let’s see what kind of wacky powers people will come up with!
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The power to hold my breath underwater for as long as I want.
you will suddenly have the urge to use the bathroom and it will get worse the longer you hold your breath
Elemental control. Fire, earth, air and water.
You hear baby shark everytime you use fire and water. You hear the default alarm that you can't stop everytime you use earth and air.
The ability to leave Bored Panda for more than one second. You wish you were me.
plant manipulation
But the definition of 'Plant' relates to factories and heavy machinery.
Teleportation
Every time you teleport you leave a hungry, angry chimpanzee in the spot you just left.
I can talk to animals
Only they understand what you say, but you can't understand what they say.
Being able to turn invisibe
Every time you use your power, you lose a friend. If you excercise your power too much you will eventually become “socially invisible.”
Time travel
The side effect is that time travel is like trying to push the two opposite poles of magnets together. You are always repelled from your desired destination. You may be able to get somewhat near it. But you are never able to arrive exactly where (when) you want.
SUPER JUMP
Every time you do so, the earth spinning makes you land somewhere random. Imagine jumping in New York and landing in Berlin.
The power to manipulate gravity around me so I can float, walk up walks, throw harder punches etc...
You are able to feel and see into the upside down (stranger things!)
Ability to control at the molecular level
It isn't very controlled, so you make lots of mistakes. If you make a mistake, you might create a toxic chemical or explosive, or set off an atomic chain reaction, creating an atomic bomb.
That I can be any character (in both their world or ours) at anytime of my choosing. I get to pick the character and what time in their timeline, and when I become back to myself.
To be able to mind read
You can see everyone’s darkest thoughts, and need therapy after what you’ve seen but you don’t trust your therapists either. Also people can read yours
The ability to skip all advertisements free of cost, especially YouTube...
The ability to be energetic for the entire day after 2 minutes of sleep
But you’re not able to use that energy to complete anything on your own to-do list.
I can shapeshift
But you can only be the thing you shapeshift into for 7 mins or else thats what you are forever !
I've always wanted to be able to shapeshift into anything. Not just animals, but other people. Random people (like metamorphmaguses from HP), and even objects. Like ... the police are coming for me? Good luck with that I am now a paperclip
Tries to handcuff me? Screw that, I am now an atom
To definitively communicate with animals
You are the only one who can do it, so all species of animal are crowded constantly around you, trying to talk.
The ability to turn into any animal i want
The side effect is that you have incredibly poor judgment as to which animal to turn into in which situation. So you repeatedly become a turkey right before thanksgiving, a mink in a fur store, or a cow standing right outside a meat processing plant.
Shapeshifting
But every time you shapeshift you don't know what you shapeshift into. (For example, if you wanted to change into a lion you would change into anything but a lion).
Being able to travel the multiverse.
A lab in the mouth. Some substance is found ... don't know what it is, what it's for, why it's there - just take a sip and let the analyzation buds to their work. Just like the sense of taste, but extended. Oh, and some really high tolerance against any kind of poisoning would be fine, so that this is truly usable and not just ... there, but after analyzing a bottle of Formaldehyde, the device this runs on would be permanently out of operation due to broken. No that, don't want!
Except you never have any use for any of those so it would be worthless
I can wake up and magically have a good outfit on and look presentable
I can shapeshift
To be able to shapeshift
The ability to shrink and grow back (Basically ant man lol)
when growing back you are permanently an inch smaller than you were last time.
ability to turn everything into art when required.
I can twist reality any way i want
But every minute there is a year where you live so you stay for 1 minute 1 year passed so if you stay for 100 minutes you die
Having really good memory.
Except every time you remember a piece of the past, you forget something about your present, or you lose a piece of reality, just sinking further into the memories, not knowing what's real or not ... Sorry that was weird, I'm a writer
i am monsoon from metal gear rising:revengeance
Every word that you say has to be lyrics of Stains Of Time. Every word.
The powers of an Animus from the book series Wings of Fire but without the soul damage and able to revive dead things.
You can control Lava and volcanoes.
precognition
but you can't tell anyone about the future unless you first say the sentence "I love you"
Being able to turn into anything, real or fictional, perfectly for as long as I want without wasting energy. I also am able to operate my different body as if I was born with it.
But whatever you turn into… you must remain as that person/thing for a week.
Telepathy; the person I telepathically communicate with is also, temporarily, telepathic.
controlling peoples minds (like making them do stuff)
Ok but you do the same exact things those other people do (e.g. make someone walk 10 steps: you walk 10 steps too)
Absolute knowledge and understanding… omniscient. I could speak any language. I could solve any problem. But moreover, I would understand the “why” in any situation… true motives, feelings, and thoughts. No more misunderstandings. I would be able to let go of any hurt, jealousy, or anger I felt, because I would be able to understand the entire situation and how it came to be. And I would know exactly what to do and what someone needed in order to make them feel better.
But you constantly day dream and lose focus so u can't actually think about other peoples feelings
TALK TO ANIMALS
the animals speak a different language than you so you can’t understand them!