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Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

In this fun challenge, all you got to do is try to think of a superpower you’d love to have. The first person commenting on your post has to think of a negative side effect correlating to your post. Let’s see what kind of wacky powers people will come up with!

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#1

The ability to reply to my own post

Final score:

19points

#2

The power to hold my breath underwater for as long as I want.

Final score:

9points

#3

Flying

Final score:

7points

#4

Elemental control. Fire, earth, air and water.

Final score:

6points

Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!

#5

The ability to leave Bored Panda for more than one second. You wish you were me.

Final score:

6points

#6

Through-everything-vision.

Final score:

4points

#7

plant manipulation

Final score:

4points

#8

Hydrokinises (the ability to create and control water)

Final score:

3points

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#9

Invisibility

Final score:

3points

#10

Teleportation

Final score:

3points

#11

To make whatever food I want just by thinking about it

Final score:

3points

#12

I can talk to animals

Final score:

3points

#13

pyrokinetic

Final score:

3points

#14

Being able to turn invisibe

Final score:

3points

#15

Time travel

Final score:

3points

Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

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#16

Time Travel

Final score:

3points

#17

SUPER JUMP

Final score:

3points

#18

The power to manipulate gravity around me so I can float, walk up walks, throw harder punches etc...

Final score:

2points

#19

You are able to feel and see into the upside down (stranger things!)

Final score:

2points

Strxnger_th!ngs016

#20

Ability to control at the molecular level

Final score:

2points

#21

I am good at anything I try like painting,dancing,piano,etc

Final score:

2points

That chaotic dude

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#22

That I can be any character (in both their world or ours) at anytime of my choosing. I get to pick the character and what time in their timeline, and when I become back to myself.

Final score:

2points

#23

To be able to mind read

Final score:

2points

Chickens are fluffy

#24

I can read peoples minds

Final score:

2points

#25

The ability to skip all advertisements free of cost, especially YouTube...

Final score:

2points

#26

The ability to be energetic for the entire day after 2 minutes of sleep

Final score:

2points

#27

The ability to create food out of thin air on command

Final score:

2points

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#28

I can shapeshift

Final score:

2points

#29

I've always wanted to be able to shapeshift into anything. Not just animals, but other people. Random people (like metamorphmaguses from HP), and even objects. Like ... the police are coming for me? Good luck with that I am now a paperclip
Tries to handcuff me? Screw that, I am now an atom

Final score:

2points

#30

To definitively communicate with animals

Final score:

2points

#31

Invincibility

Final score:

1point

#32

The ability to turn into any animal i want

Final score:

1point

#33

To control time

Final score:

1point

‍️‍️‍️Random Dark Gamer Person

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#34

Be able to fly at hypersonic speed.

Final score:

1point

Average Chicago sports fan

#35

Shapeshifting

Final score:

1point

ForThePeople he/him

#36

I have the entire knowledge of humanity

Final score:

1point

#37

Napping .. just one of my superpowers.

Final score:

1point

#38

I can avoid BP's f*****g censors

Final score:

1point

Bananananana(He/Him)

#39

Being able to travel the multiverse.

Final score:

1point

#40

A lab in the mouth. Some substance is found ... don't know what it is, what it's for, why it's there - just take a sip and let the analyzation buds to their work. Just like the sense of taste, but extended. Oh, and some really high tolerance against any kind of poisoning would be fine, so that this is truly usable and not just ... there, but after analyzing a bottle of Formaldehyde, the device this runs on would be permanently out of operation due to broken. No that, don't want!

Final score:

1point

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#41

I can wake up and magically have a good outfit on and look presentable

Final score:

1point

Pillowarmidiloroku

#42

I can shapeshift

Final score:

1point

Beaver boi🦫️‍

#43

To be able to shapeshift

Final score:

1point

Purple hair and pronouns (any)

#44

The ability to shrink and grow back (Basically ant man lol)

Final score:

1point

#45

ability to turn everything into art when required.

Final score:

1point

Art, Books, Songs, Cycling

#46

I can twist reality any way i want

Final score:

1point

#47

Having really good memory.

Final score:

1point

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#48

i am monsoon from metal gear rising:revengeance

Final score:

1point

Cursed Starscream

#49

Shape-shifting. Hands down best power EVER.

Final score:

1point

The Chocolate Gecko

#50

super speed!!

Final score:

1point

#51

The powers of an Animus from the book series Wings of Fire but without the soul damage and able to revive dead things.

Final score:

1point

#52

You can control Lava and volcanoes.

Final score:

1point

Average Chicago sports fan

#53

Freezing time would be cool.

Final score:

1point

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#54

precognition

Final score:

1point

#55

Being able to turn into anything, real or fictional, perfectly for as long as I want without wasting energy. I also am able to operate my different body as if I was born with it.

Final score:

0points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

#56

Telepathy; the person I telepathically communicate with is also, temporarily, telepathic.

Final score:

0points

Nitro Codes (He/Yours ;)

#57

controlling peoples minds (like making them do stuff)

Final score:

0points

#58

Absolute knowledge and understanding… omniscient. I could speak any language. I could solve any problem. But moreover, I would understand the “why” in any situation… true motives, feelings, and thoughts. No more misunderstandings. I would be able to let go of any hurt, jealousy, or anger I felt, because I would be able to understand the entire situation and how it came to be. And I would know exactly what to do and what someone needed in order to make them feel better.

Final score:

0points

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#59

TALK TO ANIMALS

Final score:

0points

Tessa Fontaine

Yo, I’m Tessa. Love to code, and write. I love Taekwondo and entrepreneurship. Check out my posts!

Yo, I’m Tessa. Love to code, and write. I love Taekwondo and entrepreneurship. Check out my posts!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Eline 1 year ago

This post may be one of my favorites ask pandas.

3points

Eline 1 year ago

This post may be one of my favorites ask pandas.

3points

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