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Dogtanic
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? Well, Do You?
He actually has a .44 Magnum pointed at the camera but I cropped it out. Seemed a little violent and I don't want people getting the wrong idea about my cat.
“Houston, We Have A Problem”
"I Make You Laugh? I’m Here To F***in’ Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How? How Am I Funny?”
"I Worship You. But If You Do Not Give Me Food.... I Run"
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