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Daft and stupid reasons only.
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#1
People who do not pet rocks should be banned because rocks love to get pet!!! Rocks will sink into the ground if people don't pet them!!!! Then, the earth will get so heavy it will drop and hit the ground so hard it will crash and the world will end!!!!!
Final score:
5points
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#2
People who are deliberately mean to animals.
Final score:
5points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 1 year ago
Ahh wait I didn’t see the “stupid reasons only” part… in that case, I’d say people who give spoilers all the time, especially when I’ve asked them not to BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN SEASON 2 OF HEARTSTOPPER YET AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPOIL ANYTHING, DAMMIT!! (Note: This is not directed at any pandas, it’s directed at an irl friend)
#3
If you say the words alpha male you are immediately banished from society
Final score:
5points
#4
PEOPLE WHO WEAR SHOES ON THE BED!!
Final score:
5points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
If you step in dog s*it and wear your shoes in bed, you will end up sleeping in dog s*it, I don't get it.
#6
If they do NOT like the Fine Young Cannibals classic song, She drives me crazy (1988). What's that sir? You say it is not a very good song? GUARDS! Banish him!
Final score:
2points
#7
Not doing the "bam bam bam" if Sweet Caroline is playing. Non-Americans, you get a pass because it's not really common as far ask I know. Americans, take notes, this is a rite of passage/your duty as a citizen.
Final score:
2points
Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago
Or not doing the Hey, bit from the song 'come and get your love' :3
#9
People who think the only cheese Americans have is Kraft Singles. We all know it's plastic cheese, it's meant for comfort food grilled cheese, and that's about it.
Final score:
2points
#10
Employer who treat there employees as if they were less tan human.
Final score:
2points
#11
—People who say “yasss queen slay”
—What ever demon spawn created mobile ads
—the people that confuse astronomy and astrology
—me(I don’t do the other things tho)
Final score:
2points
#13
I think that existing should get people banned from society because the Government.
Final score:
1point
#14
four words. sandals with socks on. LIKE-
Final score:
1point
#15
Failure to bow to the cat overlord shall get you banished to the inside of a volcano! 🌋
Final score:
1point
#16
For saying that I should be alive :)
Final score:
1point
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago
It seems like you are going to have to make BP illegal to make this work.
#17
Don't get me wrong, I do not want to look like the person that hates people for what they like, that's not even what's being implied anyway, but just in case.
People who try to get OTHER people to be furries, mainly for...those types of roleplays...becoming one is a personal choice, plus, doing that no matter who you talking to has a very high chance of you getting a bit of hate.
Final score:
0points
MaximumKarmaSaint (Submission author) 1 year ago
OK please ignore I forgot halfway through about the stupid thing.
#18
People who try to overthrow the results of a fair election. Unfortunately, some people want to put these people on a pedestal.
Final score:
0points
#19
Anyone still using "Holla". Ironically, unironically - I don't care. Just, no.
Final score:
0points
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