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Hey Pandas, Name Something That Should Get People Banished From Society (Closed)

Daft and stupid reasons only.

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#1

People who do not pet rocks should be banned because rocks love to get pet!!! Rocks will sink into the ground if people don't pet them!!!! Then, the earth will get so heavy it will drop and hit the ground so hard it will crash and the world will end!!!!!

Final score:

5points

𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𓅨𓍊𓋼𓍊

Julie S 1 year ago

What about hugging trees?

3points

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#2

People who are deliberately mean to animals.

Final score:

5points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 1 year ago

Ahh wait I didn’t see the “stupid reasons only” part… in that case, I’d say people who give spoilers all the time, especially when I’ve asked them not to BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN SEASON 2 OF HEARTSTOPPER YET AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPOIL ANYTHING, DAMMIT!! (Note: This is not directed at any pandas, it’s directed at an irl friend)

6points

#3

If you say the words alpha male you are immediately banished from society

Final score:

5points

Ralsei Da GoatBirb

Pink Princess 1 year ago

Alpha male

6points

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#4

PEOPLE WHO WEAR SHOES ON THE BED!!

Final score:

5points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

If you step in dog s*it and wear your shoes in bed, you will end up sleeping in dog s*it, I don't get it.

1point

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#5

"im not like other girls"

just dont

plz dont

Final score:

3points

shanila.pheonix_

#6

If they do NOT like the Fine Young Cannibals classic song, She drives me crazy (1988). What's that sir? You say it is not a very good song? GUARDS! Banish him!

Final score:

2points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago

That's a pretty good song.

1point

#7

Not doing the "bam bam bam" if Sweet Caroline is playing. Non-Americans, you get a pass because it's not really common as far ask I know. Americans, take notes, this is a rite of passage/your duty as a citizen.

Final score:

2points

Do-nut touch da donut 1 year ago

Or not doing the Hey, bit from the song 'come and get your love' :3

2points

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#8

You need to be more Pacific

Final score:

2points

Julie S (Submission author) 1 year ago

Right back at ya Nathaniel

2points

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#9

People who think the only cheese Americans have is Kraft Singles. We all know it's plastic cheese, it's meant for comfort food grilled cheese, and that's about it.

Final score:

2points

mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

#10

Employer who treat there employees as if they were less tan human.

Final score:

2points

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

#11

—People who say “yasss queen slay”
—What ever demon spawn created mobile ads
—the people that confuse astronomy and astrology
—me(I don’t do the other things tho)

Final score:

2points

#12

Wet crackers

Final score:

1point

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#13

I think that existing should get people banned from society because the Government.

Final score:

1point

⨺⃝Blueberry Moss⨺⃝

#14

four words. sandals with socks on. LIKE-

Final score:

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

But they are comfortable and easy to put on!

1point

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#15

Failure to bow to the cat overlord shall get you banished to the inside of a volcano! 🌋

Final score:

1point

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago

But what if I want to be banished to the inside of a volcano?

1point

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#16

For saying that I should be alive :)

Final score:

1point

Lex <3 (they/them)

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

It seems like you are going to have to make BP illegal to make this work.

3points

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#17

Don't get me wrong, I do not want to look like the person that hates people for what they like, that's not even what's being implied anyway, but just in case.
People who try to get OTHER people to be furries, mainly for...those types of roleplays...becoming one is a personal choice, plus, doing that no matter who you talking to has a very high chance of you getting a bit of hate.

Final score:

0points

MaximumKarmaSaint

MaximumKarmaSaint (Submission author) 1 year ago

OK please ignore I forgot halfway through about the stupid thing.

0points

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#18

People who try to overthrow the results of a fair election. Unfortunately, some people want to put these people on a pedestal.

Final score:

0points

#19

Anyone still using "Holla". Ironically, unironically - I don't care. Just, no.

Final score:

0points

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

What do you think ?

A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

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5points

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I don’t understand

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

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5points

◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 1 year ago

I don’t understand

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 1 year ago

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